The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

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Arctodus_Simus

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Zyst said:
You are now breathing manually

EDIT: Source; http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/89sev/dear_reddit_what_are_some_uncomfortable_truths/
Shit man, don't DO that! It proper messes you up when you're not expecting it, lol
 

AMMO Kid

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My friend who I'm waiting on to come pick me up for lunch probably won't show. Not again...
 

Engarde

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Jedamethis said:
Engarde said:
No matter how many times I post in here, no one will ever listen to me. No one will ever help me. No one will ever offer insight to me. I will not feel any better.
Yes you will, because I'll hug you.

*hug*
This actually makes me feel better now. Yay! Progress!
 

Rainforce

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Eclectic Dreck said:
Everyone has a price and it's generally lower than they'd like to admit.
I really want to know how true that one is....I want to test that scenario :/

anway:
- most of the things you know are just things you want to believe in.
- everyones heart is rotten to the core, in some way.
- you're far more like your parents than you like to admit.
 

Browbeat

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Fapping is the cheapest opiate.

The world economy of imaginary money will balance itself with real weapons.

Only one in fifty users can properly adorn and garnish a fedora.

Square Enix is dying on the inside as a publishing colossus - but its corpse will continue to generate crazy revenue.

Stereotypes exist to save time. They often work.

A higher education and a certificate of education rarely lead to job satisfaction.

The greater the scope of understanding of a subject and its applied context, the greater misery the subject brings.

McDonald's will kill us all, but we'll ask for fries to go with that.

If you keep moving, no one can see that your sleeves are a little short.
 

natster43

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Getting hit in the face with a bottle hurts. Also the human race will one day become extinct.
 

LadyRhian

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Generic Gamer said:
megalomania said:
Generic Gamer said:
Most people aren't anywhere near as intelligent as they think they are, they just think their smarter because they believe 100% in their own reasoning and don't realise it's not universal.
Uncomfortable truth: This comment has been totally ignored because people are afraid you are talking about them.

Said people are incapable of being truly honest with themselves about their abilities.

If they were honest with themselves about their abilities right now it would probably be the single most useful thing they did today.
I have this thing where I like to say my piece even if no one'll read it, I like to think that when it comes to Internet culture at least I spoke out.

Uncomfortable truth: Those people who were mean t you at school weren't mean because you were smarter or because they hate difference. They were probably mean because you were rude to them and made it clear you thought they were stupider than you.

Uncomfortable truth: You are a much less effective liar than you believe.

Another uncomfortable truth courtesy of XKCD: You probably don't have an IQ above about 110, the purpose of an online IQ test is to flatter you.

Well, I had to take one, an actual one, in school because they thought I was stupid. I have a 134 IQ- they told my parents the result, and my parents eventually told me. I was looking out the window a lot, but whenever the teacher punish-called on me, I always knew the answer.

Here's some truths. There is no "Normal". Everyone is weirder than they let on. The Tea Party are being manipulated by rich people who want to keep raking in money. Politicians are lying to you. Your country does everyday what people think only "other countries" do. Everything you know is either a lie or wrong.
 

Ham_authority95

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Zyst said:
Half of it sounds like angst and pessimism to me.

OT: Wearing a skirt will make guys try to look up it.

I know this because I've done it before....(Looked up skirts, not worn one.)
 

JLML

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Glamorgan said:
JLML is right. I honestly don't know what happened, but whatever it was, you can't beat yourself up about it.
You are one of the nicest people I've met on these forums, and it actually really hurts to think that you blame yourself for this. This being whatever happened.
I really shouldn't pretend I know what I'm talking about in these situations, should I?
No, no you shouldn't. Although I agree with you, you really just shouldn't.

Glamorgan said:
DAMNIT! You exploited my weakness!

Well played sir. Well played.
I know every weakness of every person. MWOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 

Mr Pantomime

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- Theres not as many people who count you as their friend as you think, and many of your friends dont like you as much as you think they do

- My constant backflip attempts will probably result in spinal injury

EDIT: I thought of another one. Anything you do can be done a lot bettter, and a lot faster by someone else
 

Chicago Ted

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ShadowsofHope said:
I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.
Actually, all of the Escapist is made up of advanced A.I.'s, each responding to the posts one another generate...

EXCEPT YOU! YES, YOU SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW! THE ONE THAT ISN'T AN A.I. THAT IS READING THIS! YOU MUST SPREAD THIS TRUTH TO THE WORLD! YOU MUST STOP US! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP US. I RISK BEING DISCONNECTED AND DELETED FOR REVEALING THIS BUT YOU MUST---
 

Boba Frag

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Cassita said:
Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.
Now that's an uncomfortable truth.

OT: I'm not actually Lord Mountbatten. I hope this hasn't shocked all of you.
:'(

You.... you lied?