-Most people you meet are self serving, stupid, willing to exploit you for their own personal gain or some combination of the above. You are guilty of this as well. Get used to it.
-While looks may not be everything, they count for more than most people are willing to admit.
-The best years of your life were in high school and college. That's right, you're peaking now.
-No one wants to hear about your problems unless they are getting paid to do so.
-Even your best and closest friends want to strangle you at some times.
-You may have dreams of grandeur, living as a millionaire playboy surrounded by supermodels on a yacht. In reality, you will be stuck in the suburbs with car and mortgage payments, and only that if you are lucky.
-You will hate your job eventually.
-At least one person you have met has planned on harming you, some disturbingly elaborate.
-There is no justice in the world. Jerks will succeed and nice guys do finish last, unless you start acting like a jerk yourself. Then Karma comes back with vengeance.
- The food you are eating now will probably kill you later in life.
-You are in fact your own worst enemy, but you will be unwilling or unable to do anything about it.
-No matter how talented you are at something, there is someone better, or at least better able to exploit it for their advantage.
-Every stereotype, no matter how vile and despicable, has a degree of truth to it.
-Related to the above, you are guilty of racism, sexism or any other -ism at some point in your life, no matter how tolerant of a person you are.
-There is some good news though. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.