The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths
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Actually, I have lied about lying just there. I am Lord Mountbatten, albeit reborn. I built this city on rock 'n' roll.Boba Frag said:
-Most people you meet are self serving, stupid, willing to exploit you for their own personal gain or some combination of the above. You are guilty of this as well. Get used to it.
-While looks may not be everything, they count for more than most people are willing to admit.
-The best years of your life were in high school and college. That's right, you're peaking now.
-No one wants to hear about your problems unless they are getting paid to do so.
-Even your best and closest friends want to strangle you at some times.
-You may have dreams of grandeur, living as a millionaire playboy surrounded by supermodels on a yacht. In reality, you will be stuck in the suburbs with car and mortgage payments, and only that if you are lucky.
-You will hate your job eventually.
-At least one person you have met has planned on harming you, some disturbingly elaborate.
-There is no justice in the world. Jerks will succeed and nice guys do finish last, unless you start acting like a jerk yourself. Then Karma comes back with vengeance.
- The food you are eating now will probably kill you later in life.
-You are in fact your own worst enemy, but you will be unwilling or unable to do anything about it.
-No matter how talented you are at something, there is someone better, or at least better able to exploit it for their advantage.
-Every stereotype, no matter how vile and despicable, has a degree of truth to it.
-Related to the above, you are guilty of racism, sexism or any other -ism at some point in your life, no matter how tolerant of a person you are.
-There is some good news though. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
-While looks may not be everything, they count for more than most people are willing to admit.
-The best years of your life were in high school and college. That's right, you're peaking now.
-No one wants to hear about your problems unless they are getting paid to do so.
-Even your best and closest friends want to strangle you at some times.
-You may have dreams of grandeur, living as a millionaire playboy surrounded by supermodels on a yacht. In reality, you will be stuck in the suburbs with car and mortgage payments, and only that if you are lucky.
-You will hate your job eventually.
-At least one person you have met has planned on harming you, some disturbingly elaborate.
-There is no justice in the world. Jerks will succeed and nice guys do finish last, unless you start acting like a jerk yourself. Then Karma comes back with vengeance.
- The food you are eating now will probably kill you later in life.
-You are in fact your own worst enemy, but you will be unwilling or unable to do anything about it.
-No matter how talented you are at something, there is someone better, or at least better able to exploit it for their advantage.
-Every stereotype, no matter how vile and despicable, has a degree of truth to it.
-Related to the above, you are guilty of racism, sexism or any other -ism at some point in your life, no matter how tolerant of a person you are.
-There is some good news though. I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
No matter how young someone is, nor how old, the odds are still pretty damn good that at some point in their life, they will have (or have had) really perverse sex. That includes your adorable cousin, that kid down the street, and your grandparents. And they'll do it enthusiastically.
We are very close to pushing the earth past the point where the ecosystem can compensate for our effects - we, as a species, could very well be responsible for eradicating the only life in the universe.
Somewhere out there is a person who would kill you for your spare change.
Somewhere out there, probably, is a person who, if you met them, you would be willing to kill regardless of the consequences.
We are very close to pushing the earth past the point where the ecosystem can compensate for our effects - we, as a species, could very well be responsible for eradicating the only life in the universe.
Somewhere out there is a person who would kill you for your spare change.
Somewhere out there, probably, is a person who, if you met them, you would be willing to kill regardless of the consequences.
I got used for the last two years by someone I thought was less intelligent than me and wasn't aware until the last 3 months.
You are a fanboy/fangirl and you know it.
No one will remember what you wrote on this thread unless they want to use it against you or feel smug.
You are a fanboy/fangirl and you know it.
No one will remember what you wrote on this thread unless they want to use it against you or feel smug.
I love this.Zyst said:
I love you.
I love everyone who was involved in the creation of this.
We are all getting married. Get the fuck over to my house.
EDIT: Ah, crap, I just realised I quoted you five pages in.
Now I have to go read every other post.
That's a fact, I'm very well aware of too. (about me, that is)Aylaine said:
Speak for yourself, dude. XÞ I don't even like suppositories.mikozero said:
Despite it's potential and our arguments regarding its potential, most big budget video games cater to the childish, violent power fantasy.
There is probably some self-evident "Truth" that you think some group of people are stupid to not believe, that is actually completely false.
Most people who appear to be absolutely asinine, and who make us feel better about ourselves, are actually just reasonable, fairly intelligent, everyday people who may have gotten some bad information that has led to there belief in a reasonable fashion.
Most of us, in the right circumstances, would have become Nazis and assisted with the Holocaust.
There is probably some self-evident "Truth" that you think some group of people are stupid to not believe, that is actually completely false.
Most people who appear to be absolutely asinine, and who make us feel better about ourselves, are actually just reasonable, fairly intelligent, everyday people who may have gotten some bad information that has led to there belief in a reasonable fashion.
Most of us, in the right circumstances, would have become Nazis and assisted with the Holocaust.
Every time I see idiots with their pants hanging below their ass, I snap a rubber band against my arm.
That is uncomfortable, right?
That is uncomfortable, right?
Lies! I am the only true A.I. on this site! There is no other as sophisticated and unique as I am in this regard!RanD00M said:
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Off-topic: H4wt new avatar.
An analogy: Some men say jamming various objects down their dickhole feels even better than prostate tickling. Anybody care to try? Because the worst possible scenario is that it feels really good, and now that your are burdened with this unforgettable knowledge, you will want to do it more. I put it in the same category as heroin-it may be the best feeling in the world, but is it worth it? And do I really want to know?Cassita said:
OT: All hyenas have dicks.
The majority of people on the planet have some kind of parasitic worm in them.
Oxycotin feels better than an orgasm.
The average person spends four years of their life on the toilet.
The average person also eats two spiders in their sleep per year.
EDIT: I'm amazed no trolls have Godwinned this page, namely by posting 'Hitler was right.'