The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[AMMO Kid]

I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.

Actually, all of the Escapist is made up of advanced A.I.'s, each responding to the posts one another generate...

EXCEPT YOU! YES, YOU SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW! THE ONE THAT ISN'T AN A.I. THAT IS READING THIS! YOU MUST SPREAD THIS TRUTH TO THE WORLD! YOU MUST STOP US! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP US. I RISK BEING DISCONNECTED AND DELETED FOR REVEALING THIS BUT YOU MUST---

Holy Crap.

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You there?

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Hello?

 

[GrinningManiac]

No matter how clever or witty or "right" your response, or how angry or calm you are: The Troll Will Never Lose.

I know this is hard, and it annoys me to. You just wanna wipe the smirk off their face, just prove them WRONG. I know, so do I. But the point isn't that they're arguing with what you said or even YOU as a person. They're just poking you mentally to see what you do

 

[superbatranger]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

Nooo, I find that to be impossible.

Sometimes, dreams aren't achieved.

 

[Litchhunter]

The uncomfortable truths thread is supriseingly happy and fun.

 

[Forgetitnow344]

I have an erection right now. How uncomfortable does that make you?

For serious: After five pages of this thread, you will never come up with anything as clever as what's already been posted.

 

[laststandman]

Your not doing anything wrong doesn't change the fact that it wont work out.
Also as accepting as you think you are, you still judge the crap out of everyone and will still be more inclined to your own race than others.
Accept it or let it consume you.

 

[SteakHeart]

There's no point in being attracted to lesbian sex, for you won't be getting any.

...Dammit, self-pwned.

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

The uncomfortable truth is this:

A: If there is nothing after this life... Why are you still wasting resources, propogating a species that has, as was stated in a previous post, single handedly wrecked the world in the last 100 years?

B: What's uncomfortable to me, is more than likely not uncomfortable to you. As such, I will more than happily go lie on my bed of nails now, ty

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Everyone is terrible and there is no such thing as a purely altruistic action.
Charity begins in the home, to make you feel better for having so much stuff.

 

[Yoshemo]

straight men enjoy anal sex just as much as gay men.

I fail to see how anyone could enjoy it.

The truth should be more like: that face means 'ouch'.

its called your Prostate and one way or another someday someone will stick a finger up your butt and go looking for it.

o.o

A) No.

B) Just no.

C) Nothing goes anywhere near my bottom, thank you.

Don't worry, you're a girl. Only men have prostates. Its like the male g-spot

 

[Jonny The Kay]

I dunno global warming or something

 

[_Cake_]

Urine and sweat have almost the same consistency, so when you have hot sweaty sex...

 

[Sworm]

Duke Nukem Forever is actually getting released...

 

[lachinti]

We all buy products and pay tax that directly supports murder of innocent and world starvation.

 

[Omega V]

the truth is, it is extremely unlikely that faster than light travel can even exist, and it is even more improbable that I will ever have get to meet/fuck an actual alien.