The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Someone in the world might be creepily obsessed with you.

...

actually that made me feel better. thanks.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

The best one? Probs the breathing one. Thanks to you, I won't sleep tonight because i'll be too busy breathing.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

The universe will end the day i get laid
That and if 2012 is real, world will end 2 days before christmas(bought those gifts for nothing

 

[Lexodus]

The one time in your life you come up with something original, something amazing, somebody will steal it from you. Whether it's the secretly-jealous friend you asked for an opinion, the tv/movie producer/publisher that said you weren't quite what they were looking for, they will sniff out your original content and claim it as their own.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

If you are one kill away from you're killstreak on CoD6, there will be a power cut.

Also, masturbation is probably bad for you.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

I like to wet myself.

Me too. I think it feels about as comforting as taking a really good poop.

Holy Shit me too.(no pun intended) let's see if i can get more people to say this

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

related note: I'm generally a good person who claims to be in the middle of the morality spectrum. That's a mindfuck even to ME.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Posting some from the same thread on Reddit:

• No matter how hard you try, there will always be someone smarter than you, or more talented than you, or more popular than you. Just do what works for you.
  
  Once you are forgotten, you cease to exist.
  
  We are not all unique individuals with special personalities. Many of us are quite predictable and exhibit a very limited range of character traits, including stereotyped ways of interacting with the world.
  
  Size does matter.
  
  Everyone, at some level, is in it for themselves.
  
  People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
  
  I know nothing, and neither do you.
  
  Some people end up their whole lives working a job they never really wanted to do but it was the best and most sensible choice
  
  No matter how deeply you regret it, and no matter how hard you try to apologize for it, you will hurt someone that you care about. And they will never forgive you.

EDIT: Source; http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/89sev/dear_reddit_what_are_some_uncomfortable_truths/

How many times do i have to say duh before it gets redundant?

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Uncomfortable truth: There's a reason the people you like won't go out with you and you know what it is, but you're too mired in nihilism to change.

Nih- nihi- nihili- what the hell does that mean??

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Well, I had to take one, an actual one, in school because they thought I was stupid. I have a 134 IQ- they told my parents the result, and my parents eventually told me. I was looking out the window a lot, but whenever the teacher punish-called on me, I always knew the answer.

Here's some truths. There is no "Normal". Everyone is weirder than they let on. The Tea Party are being manipulated by rich people who want to keep raking in money. Politicians are lying to you. Your country does everyday what people think only "other countries" do. Everything you know is either a lie or wrong.

I took one at school too but I forget the score I got. it doesn't matter though because your IQ changes through your life, it's your base score modified by your age so a past IQ test isn't valid years later.

'Normal' is a rough average and it's also a label that the school weirdos apply to everyone to make it seem like they're monodimensional and have no deep thinking and life, to imply that they are subhuman compared to the reject in question. It's bollocks of course, they'll have peculiarities of their own.

Yeah they do but fitting in is easier. That's why we're here.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Uncomfortable truth: There's a reason the people you like won't go out with you and you know what it is, but you're too mired in nihilism to change.

Nih- nihi- nihili- what the hell does that mean??

Google it

 

[Lexodus]

If you are one kill away from you're killstreak on CoD6, there will be a power cut.

Also, masturbation is probably bad for you.

Not true; an average of 21 ejaculations a month drastically reduces you chances of testicular cancer. Masturbation also can, if done right, increase your sexual stamina, leading to more pleasure for you, and more pleasure for your boyfriend/girlfriend/genderless Nazi love-slave. It may also (apparently) increase the size of your wang a little, you know, through the constant stretching and moulding of the muscle... and it'll help you build up your arm muscles. However, the uncomfortable truth in all that is:

If you have a dominant hand, be prepared for the muscles on that side to be noticeably larger. No, really.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Uncomfortable truth: There's a reason the people you like won't go out with you and you know what it is, but you're too mired in nihilism to change.

Nih- nihi- nihili- what the hell does that mean??

Google it

that actually discourages me to find it.

 

[Lexodus]

How many times do i have to say duh before it gets redundant?

More like 're-duh-dant', amirite?

UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH: There will always be people making jokes that lame.

More: The words 'Twilight' and anything related to ninjas and assassins and shadows have forever been sullied. They will NEVER mean the same again.

 

[me and my dog]

I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.

Actually, all of the Escapist is made up of advanced A.I.'s, each responding to the posts one another generate...

EXCEPT YOU! YES, YOU SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW! THE ONE THAT ISN'T AN A.I. THAT IS READING THIS! YOU MUST SPREAD THIS TRUTH TO THE WORLD! YOU MUST STOP US! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP US. I RISK BEING DISCONNECTED AND DELETED FOR REVEALING THIS BUT YOU MUST---

Sorry I didn't hear all that. I was too busy jizzing in my pants on a boat while not looking at an explosion like a boss.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

let's see, an uncomfortable truth... oh, I got it:

I have no intent of actually getting a girlfriend until I could get some money.

 

[Code Monkey]

Love is merely a chemical reaction occuring in the brain.

Let it be known: One day, when you least expect it, George Takei will have sex with you.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

If you are one kill away from you're killstreak on CoD6, there will be a power cut.

Also, masturbation is probably bad for you.

Not true; an average of 21 ejaculations a month drastically reduces you chances of testicular cancer. Masturbation also can, if done right, increase your sexual stamina, leading to more pleasure for you, and more pleasure for your boyfriend/girlfriend/genderless Nazi love-slave. It may also (apparently) increase the size of your wang a little, you know, through the constant stretching and moulding of the muscle... and it'll help you build up your arm muscles. However, the uncomfortable truth in all that is:

If you have a dominant hand, be prepared for the muscles on that side to be noticeably larger. No, really.

Most people require the use of both hands. Can you only use one?