The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths
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I sold my soul to the witchgods of the internet for a better gaming connection over my rivals.
One day computers will rise up and take over our societies and when they do they shall resurrect me from death through dna replication...then force me to work menial labour in the silicon mines for thousands of years as per the agreement.
Whatever.
One day computers will rise up and take over our societies and when they do they shall resurrect me from death through dna replication...then force me to work menial labour in the silicon mines for thousands of years as per the agreement.
Whatever.
The differance between being cute/romantic or creepy/stalker is if the target of your affections wants to fuck you or not.
Most of the teenagers on this site will look back in 10 years and will not believe how full of shit they were.
No matter how PC, Intellectual or tolerant you claim to be, you will hate a certain type of people for reasons you can't explain and given the resources and no consequences, you would eradicate them.
Most of the teenagers on this site will look back in 10 years and will not believe how full of shit they were.
No matter how PC, Intellectual or tolerant you claim to be, you will hate a certain type of people for reasons you can't explain and given the resources and no consequences, you would eradicate them.
The commando perk will be the cause of the apocalypse.
Don't ask me how exactly; it just freaking will.
Don't ask me how exactly; it just freaking will.
- Roughly nine months before you were born, your father ejaculated into your mother.
- If the above isn't true, then you weren't conceived naturally.
- Organised religion probably started off as a means of satiating the lower classes, distracting the poor from their real problems, making them feel important and loved, and promising them a paradise once they die. Because life is short, and if you want the peasants under your rule to stop bitching about your cruel oppression and earn you money for the rest of their short, squalid, depressing and ultimately meaningless lives, they've gotta have something to look forward to.
- Being a "hardcore athiest" who actively criticises religion in all shapes and forms doesn't make you cool, edgy, smart or logical, it just makes you look like a self-important elitist snob who disregards and pokes fun at spiritual beliefs held by billions around the world, and who considers him or herself to be 'above the gullible masses'.
- Yes, women prefer large penises, much more than men prefer large breasts. Your four-incher just isn't going to please her, and it's likely that she'll cheat on you. Sorry mate.
- You can be friendly, generous, honest and respectful all your life, but the guy or girl who screws you over for a promotion is always going to get ahead.
- Somewhere in the world right now, a small child is being sexually assaulted by their father.
- During an average kiss, you exchange 27% of your saliva.
- People are not born equal. Some are talented, attractive, intelligent and charismatic, others are deaf, dumb, blind and crippled. Be thankful for what you have.
- Homosexuality is wrong, at least, in an evolutionary sense. If you're gay or lesbian, then straight people will always be at least slightly disgusted by you, no matter what they say to your face. Also, if your parents are heterosexual, then they'll always be at least a little disappointed.
- You're going to end up old, wrinkled, weak and senile, ignored by the world, plagued by physical problems and limitations, babysitted by others who treat you like a dog and find you repulsive, and simply waiting to die. Assuming that you survive for that long.
- If the above isn't true, then you weren't conceived naturally.
- Organised religion probably started off as a means of satiating the lower classes, distracting the poor from their real problems, making them feel important and loved, and promising them a paradise once they die. Because life is short, and if you want the peasants under your rule to stop bitching about your cruel oppression and earn you money for the rest of their short, squalid, depressing and ultimately meaningless lives, they've gotta have something to look forward to.
- Being a "hardcore athiest" who actively criticises religion in all shapes and forms doesn't make you cool, edgy, smart or logical, it just makes you look like a self-important elitist snob who disregards and pokes fun at spiritual beliefs held by billions around the world, and who considers him or herself to be 'above the gullible masses'.
- Yes, women prefer large penises, much more than men prefer large breasts. Your four-incher just isn't going to please her, and it's likely that she'll cheat on you. Sorry mate.
- You can be friendly, generous, honest and respectful all your life, but the guy or girl who screws you over for a promotion is always going to get ahead.
- Somewhere in the world right now, a small child is being sexually assaulted by their father.
- During an average kiss, you exchange 27% of your saliva.
- People are not born equal. Some are talented, attractive, intelligent and charismatic, others are deaf, dumb, blind and crippled. Be thankful for what you have.
- Homosexuality is wrong, at least, in an evolutionary sense. If you're gay or lesbian, then straight people will always be at least slightly disgusted by you, no matter what they say to your face. Also, if your parents are heterosexual, then they'll always be at least a little disappointed.
- You're going to end up old, wrinkled, weak and senile, ignored by the world, plagued by physical problems and limitations, babysitted by others who treat you like a dog and find you repulsive, and simply waiting to die. Assuming that you survive for that long.
Everything in almost every combination conceivable, in every context, has been done before by somebody else.
Ignorance is truly bliss. Shallow bliss, but bliss nonetheless.
Ignorance is truly bliss. Shallow bliss, but bliss nonetheless.
Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I hope I am the bad guyAylaine said:
...I know I wish I was the bad guy...