The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[Infinatex]

What a laugh! The 'think of the children' patrol is back at it again. The LHLA (Living His Life Abundantly) have compiled a list of their top 8 games featuring satanic themes. My two favorites would have to be Guitar Hero and Assassin's Creed! Do these titles really bother anyone or is this attitude these type of games the real problem? I mean, if you don't like it, no one is making you play it.

Here's the link to their article on their website. I see the comments field has been blanked out. So much for sharing your thoughts. Also the article is listed under "breaking news" haha

http://lhla.org/breaking_news/?p=3966

You've been officially warned!

 

[Julianking93]

[b/]hahaahaha!!![/b]

Man that's funny.

*reads again*

[HEADING=1]BWAHAHAHAAAHAHA!!!![/HEADING]

That's hilarious! Some uptight christian mom who thinks everything's out to get her. That's new /sarcasm

 

[The Night Shade]

thats wrong number 1 should be Super Mario Brothers 3

 

[Infinatex]

Oh yeah, and apparently Assassins Creed is anti-Christian!

 

[A Weary Exile]

Altair doesn't only kill christian morons, he kills both muslims and christians to end a senseless war that the christians started in the first place! God damn fundies.

Really? Guitar Hero? So playing a simulation that features a five sided star is grounds for being tortured for all eternity in unending agony to these people? I said it once and I'll say it again, God damn fundies.

How does fighting demons in Dante's Inferno make you eligible for hell? I thought demons were bad?

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Wow, I'm going to have to play DA:O again, I completely missed those plot points. And how is battling and slaying demons a bad thing? Shouldn't that be a good thing to these people?

 

[Timotei]

Spoiler: me while reading this article

Can I also have some extra lulz with that ROFL?

 

[Milkatron]

A witch attacks believers and players can ?have sex? with her in a pagan act called ?blood magic?

I laughed hard at this. And the rest of it, but mostly this.

 

[Darwins_Folly]

They should do a remake of Dante's Inferno, and have the circles of hell populated with Guitar Hero players and Muslims! And Sony executives!

 

[oppp7]

I really don't see why religions need to alienate everyone like this. Standards are great and all but only when they make people donate to charities and follow laws.

 

[internetzealot1]

Well to be fair, I can see how someone could take AC as antireligious. But good God! The rest of those games? Aren't you fighting against Satan in Dante's Inferno?

 

[Infinatex]

It's lose/lose... you can't kill angels because thats bad, but it's also bad to kill demons?? Hmmmmm..... Atheist Hunter anyone?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Wait, how can they be against Dante's Inferno? Isn't he like the ultimate in Christian badassery?

Edit: Somehow I'm not surprised that the comments are closed.

 

[Danglybits]

Okay, yeah Morrigan is sort of evil, and yeah there's a demon baby and a crazed god, but they totally missed the fact that Andraste is so much Jesus that she may as well be called Aslan and that her ashes heal people. Altair is muslim, he's killing Christians in an historical context, muslims are satan!!! Guitar Hero. Really? You sure? I know that this kind of Christianity is fringe at best but they're really reaching now. Ain't it cute how whenever a god is mentioned they assume it's their religion that's being talked about? Unless it's shown in a positive or accurate light. Then they're talking about Satan.

 

[Talvrae]

It's not really religion who say that, but mostly extremist...e very religion as them.... But still ican't belive how someone can belive in thouse absurd story in the 21th century, i had think humanity had grow over that by now

 

[quiet_samurai]

I prsonally love Satan actually, he was the first true human in my opinion.

OT: Yeah well who cares what some close minded person thinks, I like it when people wallow in their ignorance because it really lets me know how much smarter alot of other people really are.

 

[Flamingpenguin]

Hmm... Well they aren't putting up much of a fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw