The Ultimate Criminal

[The Undoer]

So I've been playing over this idea of the ultimate criminal for a while now, and by that I mean what is the first image of a criminal that comes to mind, when someone brings up the word?

My personal idea of the perfect criminal is the Sniper from Team Fortress 2, mixed over the Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction (Quinten Tarantino). Completely separated from work and personal life, wearing a suit, and preferably with a nice car, and powerful Handgun. I'd much rather meet the scruffed up style criminal in an alleyway if he was carrying a freakin' rocket launcher than my personal ultimate crim'.

So folks, what's your idea of the Ultimate Criminal? Smart? Scruffy? /Care Style? Deranged Nutjob?

 

[ward.]

5'10, wearing a striped body suit and carrying a brown sack with a "$" stamped on the side.

 

[hawkeye52]

5'10, wearing a striped body suit and carrying a borwn sack with a "$" stamped on the side.

that

 

[Blindswordmaster]

The master criminal isn't stupid enough to show anyone his face. He's a professional, when he's done his job right, you ever knew he was there.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

the worst kind, for me it is the man that can convince you that he is actually a gentleman, while he stabs you on your back.

 

[Aerodynamic]

the worst kind, for me it is the man that can convince you that he is actually a gentleman, while he stabs you on your back.

I am wondering if that is a coincidence or a reference to the Spy of TF2.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

A person who you would think they are definatly not a criminal.

 

[spacecowboy86]

rico from just cause 2, only not working for america, but still with all the gadgets.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Well, as through the world I've rambled, I've seen lots of funny men. Some rob you with a sixgun, some with a fountain pen.

-Pretty Boy Floyd

 

[Marter]

The best criminal is the one that doesn't get caught, and thus, not identified.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

5'10, wearing a striped body suit and carrying a borwn sack with a "$" stamped on the side.

that

that.......uh.....again

 

[LarenzoAOG]

probably Ted Cazynsky or the Zodia Killer, they made the entire country stop and watch the news every day.

 

[Kevin7557]

Commander 31 from Battlefield 2 or The Legionare from Battelfield Bad company come to mind. More commmander 31 because he instigated a war and almost ruled the entire world.

 

[A Person]

Spy From Team Fortress 2.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

The kind and welcoming fella who you never suspect of dropping gum on the floor let alone stealing something. Why? Well no one would suspect him.

That failing, the clay man from the batman comics.

 

[ottenni]

The Hamburglar. He steals food from children, what a bastard.

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

probably Ted Cazynsky or the Zodia Killer, they made the entire country stop and watch the news every day.

I would go further back and say Jack the Ripper who has fascinated world since the Victorian Era, and is probably the most infamous serial killer on record. He was never caught, but simply stopped killing, blending in with people around him, which is especially scary.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

David fucking Xanatos.

 

[adamroberthenry]

Spy From Team Fortress 2.

and the red one at that