The Ultimate Question.

[clicketycrack]

I love my crotch just the way it is thank you. I imagine having a HUGE gun in your pants would create a nice bulge so as to bait the ladies, but then they would be very disappointed when they realised that there wasn't even a penis and probably wouldn't go through with it.

OH SWEET JESUS! I just had a horrible thought. I was thinking if a chick actually did go through with it, and at the moment of climax, your "gun" happened to "go off" and by "go off" I mean fire so many bullets so fast that the hot chick you were gun-boning becomes your new wall paint.

 

[bodyklok]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

Must resist.....That's....what.....she.....sa...id...joke....

If she said 'my balls and dick' then she wouldn't be a she, would she? She'd be an it.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'm still waiting for someone to go with a minigun, and call it...The Manly Gun.

I need to be taken out back and shot (with a normal people gun) for that one.

 

[Pandalisk]

I'm still waiting for someone to go with a minigun, and call it...The Manly Gun.

I need to be taken out back and shot (with a normal people gun) for that one.

Hey ladies! it has Rapid fire

would sex be less or more plesurable OP? thats the question that the question for Penis-Weapon transplant hindges on.

maybe if they tied it to the nerves i dunno, im not a doctor.

how would i cock the weapon?

 

[Voicuboyy]

no.. i need my genitalia.. what the hell kind of question is that?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I'm fairly certain that isn't the ultimate question, the answer to which is 42.

That said, no, I would not consider replacing my genetalia with a fire arm. As many of my fellow escapists have pointed out, sex is quite enjoyable, and would not be so without a penis. Also, if I was going to have a body mounted weapon, I'd want it to be cool, not rediculous.

I'll say there are other body parts I might consider replacing with a fire arm. I don't really need my left arm, and if someone wants to give me some badass cybernetic/automail based arm/weapon, I'm all for it. Something like the shotgun that Batou had in his arm in Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, because that was just awesome. No weapon dicks though, you'd just end up looking like an idiot.

 

[Cargando]

Yeah, why not? I'd have some sort of Death Staresque laser. I'd piss out my left forefinger and my name would be Randolf. Or possibly Luckenbach.

 

[crudus]

If I haaaaad to choose for what ever reason.

1. N/A
2. C4
3. I don't think I would need to at this point
4. Pretty sure I would be a martyr therefore my superhero name would be my actual name.

Otherwise:

i would never change my genitalia.
i love my penis, i need it for sex

/thread

 

[Archaeology Hat]

No. Why on earth would I want to do that?

 

[Agrael]

I wouldn't replace my buddy with anything.

I like it the way it is.

 

[vamp rocks]

nope... i want my... parts to stay the same.. lol

 

[A random person]

As much as I love high-caliber machine guns and explosives, I'm a believer in make love, not war. No weapon could serve a better purpose than what I currently have.

However, if I were forced to, I'd go with a shotgun. Machine guns are too big, I couldn't be precise enough for rifles, and rocket launchers would have too much recoil. The shotgun is the perfect fit. Also I'd pee out my right elbow. Just seems like the best place.

Also, my lock sense is tingling.

 

[kiyeshi]

yeah, i'm pretty happy with the current setup. but, if forced...
not willingly
a flail
my right pointer finger
c**k slap ^^
edit: i may have to draw this superhero now. it's too funny a mental image to pass up

 

[Random Argument Man]

My balls and dick are already calssified as dangerous weapons.

Must resist.....That's....what.....she.....sa...id...joke....

If she said 'my balls and dick' then she wouldn't be a she, would she? She'd be an it.

Well, she can say "your balls and dick are dangerous weapons". With that, the that's what she said part would work...Wouldn't it?

 

[Darth Pope]

No, I wouldn't do it.

I'd replace them with a 360 controller rather than a weapon if I just had to.

I'd replace my appendix instead of my nuts.

My name would obviously be Darth Pope.

 

[j0z]

I wouldn't wan to change it. I love it!
If it got cut off, *shudders* maybe a laser.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Wow. You all are so boring. You have weapons you would replace it with, but you wouldn't do it. I asked like fifteen other people this same question and they all had very creative answers.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Wow. You all are so boring. You have weapons you would replace it with, but you wouldn't do it. I asked like fifteen other people this same question and they all had very creative answers.

Sorry to disappoint. I guess most of us like our junk as is.