A sith lord comes and rips the Fox, Goat, Crab thing apart with the force while making each into a delectable dinner which he eats.
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A leprechaun, who refers to himslef only as "this one", sauntered out from behind a rubbish truck and leapt apon the sith lords head. Where he began to dance a merry jig, crushing the skull of his hapless victim
Hey... you can't get killed from poison! (what trickery be this?)
A walrus (affectionately named Waldo) plummets from the sky and squashes petey under his massive bulk, it then dances (oh and what a dance it was...)
A walrus (affectionately named Waldo) plummets from the sky and squashes petey under his massive bulk, it then dances (oh and what a dance it was...)
Dr. salvador is then squashed by a meteor, it then stands up and dances.(don't ask me how that's possible.)
No waldo! (he was the greatest mind of his generation)
Harvey Birdman however is quick to utilise Salvador's weakness, he grabs a sack and shoves it down on the doctors head. Then flies over to a steep ravine and calls out "over here you vile cretin!" Salvador charges at the sound and falls to his death.
Edit: damn, Ninja'd (how ironic)
Harvey Birdman lands atop the meteor and dances with it, the two decide to join forces and travel the countryside as a preformance arts duo.
Harveys eagle (I forget it's name) stays behind at the site of all this bloodshed and sulks
Harvey Birdman however is quick to utilise Salvador's weakness, he grabs a sack and shoves it down on the doctors head. Then flies over to a steep ravine and calls out "over here you vile cretin!" Salvador charges at the sound and falls to his death.
Edit: damn, Ninja'd (how ironic)
Harvey Birdman lands atop the meteor and dances with it, the two decide to join forces and travel the countryside as a preformance arts duo.
Harveys eagle (I forget it's name) stays behind at the site of all this bloodshed and sulks
A giant (and I mean giant, like... bigger than that building there *points to building you cannot see*) toddler picks up said giant snot ball and promptly eats it
a tiny fly then lands on the toddler, picks it up, and carries it into the demention of bad puns, the fly then flies out and sits on a donut on the ground.
Lard lad comes and squishes the fly because it was sitting on his doughnut, before going crazy and destroying everything in sight.
A sparrow lands on lard lad's shoulder and enters into his ear, cackling in a mad voice.
He seats himself atop lard lad's metal brain and shouts out "You fools used to mock me for my size, now it shall be you that is... well actually I'm going to crush you with these metal feet but I think thats fair enough"
He seats himself atop lard lad's metal brain and shouts out "You fools used to mock me for my size, now it shall be you that is... well actually I'm going to crush you with these metal feet but I think thats fair enough"
Adam Sandler jumps out from behind his desk, fists clenched and face red with the most pure hatred he can conjour up "You're wrong Colonel Sanders! My mah discovered gravity! Isiac Newton is the devil!" Colonel Sanders is unphased by this, so Adam quickly adds "Also, you have been dead for 28 years" The Colonel nodds, says "well that would explain the decomposition effect my skin has obtained" and collapses into dust.
Jamie Oliver congratulates Adam Sandler on destroying a man who owns a million billion (ish) battery chicken farms and notes that since Adam saved all those chickens from a horrible fate, Jamie has decided to be friends with Adam. Mr. Sandler promptly commits suicide.
(Wait... was Billy May shocked to death too? I'll just go with that.)
Poseidon emerges from the briny deep (which is apparently close by enough for him to see the previous events unfold), he launches a whale at the electric hot plate and crushes it.
The whale's name is Alby
Poseidon emerges from the briny deep (which is apparently close by enough for him to see the previous events unfold), he launches a whale at the electric hot plate and crushes it.
The whale's name is Alby
A fish named I.C. wiener(where's that from) jumps up, chops up, cooks, and eats the Gorton's Fisherman guy.