The Ultimate showdown

[asmodaus]

The ghost busters are called into deal with gorton's ghost

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Swooping eagleferrets soar down at the ghost busters and pick at their flesh, killing them oh so very slowly.
What's a swooping eagleferret you ask, oh nothing just...
This!

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Where is your god now?

 

[NinjaSkills]

Vergil comes in and kills the Swooping eagleferrets with yamato

 

[Crowghast]

Vergil is suddenly consumed by the Voidmaggot's immense mass bursting from the center of the world. It recieves bacon.

 

[Higurashi]

The Devil's foremost demon Higurashi steps up to obliterate the Voidmaggot by focusing its massive and terrible red beam of hatred and destruction on it.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The world turns to rust and rotten flesh, with naught but slimy onyx snakes of doom and poison souls slithering over its surface.

...

Muahaha.

 

[T3chn0s1s]

Bill and Ted decide this is totally bogus, so they hop back in their time machine to rock it out with Napoleon.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Napoleon, however, does not share the mood of Bill or Ted as at the minute he's losing a battle. He axes their legs off at the knee, bringing them down to (his) size and then he runs them through.

 

[T3chn0s1s]

Somehow the entire cast of sliders manages to wind up on the battlefield, and Quinn freaks out at being in such a 'strange new world', leading to their imminent departure for an alternate dimension, leaving Napoleon to die, and taking this fight to...

-draws a card-

A mining facility on mars!

 

[Higurashi]

Darth Sidious thus decides to vaporize Mars with the (second) Death Star. The debris from the annihilated planet even hits earth. He laughs manically.

 

[HuntingWolf_01]

darth Sidious laughs so hard his head explodes, darth vader take his place

 

[The Sorrow]

Aliens sneak up behind Vader and suck out his brain.
With BENDY STRAWS!

 

[T3chn0s1s]

The bendy straws are sentient, so they suck the alien brains as well... and the brave little toaster steps up to the fight. Seeing their arch nemesis, they go into hiding to fight again another day.

 

[Crowghast]

An unmentionably indescribably enormously disgustingly extraordinarily monstrously hugely amazingly awfully unnecessarily largely and bigly collection of adjectives descends flies drops slams crushes breaks snaps snips smarts and brushes into the minds of everything and one that has or will or is existed/will exist/ or exists.
All but non-sentient creatures are left alive. Although in hundreds of small diminutive faint imperceptible inappreciable incommodious infinitesimal insignificant meager minute slight and small pieces.

 

[Rabid Toilet]

A random guy beats the adjectives to death with a dictionary.

 

[Crowghast]

Another random guy tosses a Thesaurus at that guy while riding an AArdvark on an ABacus while ACrueing your funds from your ADjutant army of AEther stocking AFrican AGoran AH!'s.

 

[amendele]

A 13-year-old forumite who thinks that "L337SP34K 1S C00L, L0L!" starts text messaging the thesaurus-thrower in his special language until the random guy flosses himself to death with barbed wire to escape the pain of reading those messages.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

A normal non-annoying 13 year old forumite with a badass iQuit avatar comes up and strangles the random guy with his iPod cord

 

[Rabid Toilet]

Another normal, though 17-year old, forumite with a badass toilet avatar comes up and flushes the random guy to death.

 

[amendele]

A fat Italian plumber named Mario takes out his trusty plunger and unclogs the toilet, then smacks the 17 y.o. forumite in the face with the business end of the now-wet plunger. The forumite then walks out of the bathroom, contemplates how to payback the mysterious plumber. He is so lost in thought that he trips down the stairs and breaks his neck.

 

[The Sorrow]

A skinny Italian plumber named Luigi sucks the fat guy into a vacuum cleaner.