The Ultimate showdown

[T3chn0s1s]

The straws return! It seems they managed to find safety from the sentience destruction in Luigi's vacuum. They suck him into the vacuum as well, and after devouring the plumping plumbing duo they look around for some other sucks to sap.

 

[jebussaves88]

Then, a handsome stranger with the life and ammo counter on the House of the Dead HUD avatar picks up the straw, and drinks a glass of Sunny Delight through the straw, melting them into a twisted pile of plastic. He spits out the Sunny D, knowing it is poison.

 

[000Ronald]

An elephant sits on the handsome stranger, providing much gore and comic relief.

 

[gigastrike]

rex-kwon-do breaks the elephant's arm and walks away.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Kazuya Mishima is thrown from a cliff by Heihachi and crushes Rex-Kwon-Do, thereby killing him and providing and interesting alternative as to how he got his scars on his chest.

 

[The Sorrow]

The Cardboard Tube Samurai cuts Kazuya in half. Heihachi, having witnessed this, sets himself on fire to avoid being next.

 

[000Ronald]

Scorpion slams his spear into Hehachi's neck, killing him. He then used hellfire on The Cardboard Tube Samurai, burning him to death. Because he's that freaking awesome.

 

[T3chn0s1s]

The Logician convinces scorpion to become a pacifist. A shiv then ends his life.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Sergeant Detritus steps on the shiv absent mindedly.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Yngwie malmsteen plays a rocking guitar solo. Sergeant Detrius gets confused. Yngwie smashes his face in with his famous fender which now comes with awesome bloodstained finish

 

[Mstrswrd]

Two Ninja's with Guitars are much more awesome the Yngwie (though he rocks). Their combined awesomeness maks his head explode.

Also, for the hell of it (I know this isn't a picture battle, however, this is indeed an awesome picture that should be shared)...

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/mstrswrd/ninja.jpg

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The two Ninja with guitars are quickly crushed under the feet of Gigantor, he then lifts up his boot and interviews the dying Ninja, so he can put them into the ultimate review he has been working on all this time.

Oh and if you want a picture battle I made one here
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.71647
(no Ninja with guitars in it yet, and I realise that this will be seen as a shameless promotion on my part)

 

[Avalanche91]

Yahtzee walks by and reviews it before the Gigantor can, completly hating every little thing, dragging Gigantor in a black hole of depression. Gigantor shot himself 2 houres after.

 

[Marv21]

Adam sessler angry at someone being more funny then he, punches a hole through Yahtzee saying, "I want to be a movie star."

 

[The_Chief]

captain planet intecepts the punch and kicks adam sandler in the go-nads

 

[vid20]

Simba watches his farther die.. the sheer heartache of the loss rends Captain Planets soul in such a way that he has to go cry on Marties shoulder... All it takes is one moments weakness for the Marti python to strike... Captain Planet never lives down the shame and so returns from whence he came, never to be summoned again.

 

[Berethond]

Alan Quartermain(The League of Extraordinary Gentleman) shoots Simba from a mile away.

 

[jebussaves88]

Alan Quartermain's tongue jumps out of his own mouth, and pulls out his eyes, who then attach themselves to the tongue, making a... red slug with human eyes...

 

[Sporky111]

Marcus Fenix curb stomps the Red Slug thing.

 

[Berethond]

Gordon Freeman beats Marcus Fenis to death with a crowbar.