The Ultimate showdown

[r2d2651]

A warlike dick-shaped alien created by a 12 year old boy in spore, beams down onto earth and destroys heavy...

 

[Tim_Buoy]

a nun wraps the dick shaped alien in a condom and strangles it to death

 

[squidbuddy99]

God smites the nun for using anti-birth materials.

 

[r2d2651]

A gateway to the fifth dimension opens up. (Assuming man's God is in the fourth dimension)and the mighty 5-D God Nukes heaven..

 

[squidbuddy99]

James Cameron uses his mystical powers of 3-D to banish the 5-D God.

 

[r2d2651]

An alien race ports James Cameron to an alternate universe, thus erasing him from our world..

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Then Isaac makes the world turn itself inside out, immediatly switching the Earth's pressure to where everyone is, crushing them all underneath the weight of a planet on the top and bottom of them. Then her turns it out again.

 

[r2d2651]

The same alien race plants an organism on the new earth and speeds up time, and evolution... Everything is normal..

 

[r2d2651]

r2d2651 then double posts...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Then Bongo Bongo comes out of the Kakariko village Graveyard and pounds Master chief into dust.