The Unwritten Laws of Man

[SovietSecrets]

Me and a friend were discussing what are the rules for a guy that should just be known and tried finding a list, but were not able to find one. We decided to try and compile our own and kinda got started with a couple.

1. Always bailout a buddy unless he killed someone.
2. The person driving decides when to have bathroom breaks
3. Don't marry someones sister if you have known them for more than 12 hours.

Got any others you think should be known?

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Be prepared to shout "Its a trap!" if a drunk friend is going after the wrong sort.

 

[rokudan]

Dont piss someone off thats more important than you

Dont do a better job than your boss, cause they will punish you for it.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I assume when you say guys you mean the Laws of [b/]Man[/b] like the ones you see in gears of war.
You do not ask for directions, to do so would be to admit defeat.
You do not admit defeat, to do so is to be a pussy
You do not have feelings, to do so is to not have genitalia.
You do not kick another man in the balls nor pull his hair, to do so is to be a pussy.

 

[Booze Zombie]

First rule: We don't talk about the rules.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

It's the official list. You can thank me now, or later. I don't care.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

It's the official list. You can thank me now, or later. I don't care.

Thank you good sir.

 

[Sparrow]

If you both want to hit the same girl, there will be no grudge held against he winner!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Thou shalt not use the urinal next to one being used by someone else.

 

[riskroWe]

The ability to speak is reserved only for topics of immediate relevance.

 

[geekburger]

My boyfriend told me that thou shalt not gaze the meat of another, I think this is a pretty good one.

 

[One Seven One]

don't kick someone while they're down
physicaly and mentaly

 

[Christemo]

if you write chuck norris on google and look how many hits there are, instead of the normal number, it says "Chuck Norris hits you". thats a law. because chuck norris do hit you.

in all seriousness:

dont be a gamespot employee, you will regret it.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Thou shalt not drink more than 2 cans of mountain dew a day, to do so is to remove any chance of children.

 

[Fingerprint]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

It's the official list. You can thank me now, or later. I don't care.

Yeah, I think a thanks is in order (I loved typing that - little things etc.). Anyway, back to the point...

[HEADING=1]Thanks[/HEADING]

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Everything is manlier when it's wearing a kilt, the only exception being other kilts (that would just be plain silly.)