the ^ < V game

[kailus13]

^ You cannot prove anything.

< Is good at hiding evidence.

v *AAAACHOO!*

 

[Drummodino]

^ Bless you

< Wipes snot off his face

V Care for an arm-wrestle?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *breaks both arms* Sorry I can't

< *Faked breaking arms*

v In order to continue, you must cut down a tree with a herring!

 

[Barbas]

^ Fucksakes, can't I just buy the DLC?

< Where's my wallet?

v Oh, that's interesting.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I've seen sexier.

< In the mirror.

V Get out of my mirror.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Ahh.

< But I was having fun.

V Is now a giant talking potato.

 

[Barbas]

^ I can be anything I want to be, except and Oscar Meyer Weiner. Fucking lawyers.

< I think I can see the accident from up here.

v What's it look like from your angle? Damage?

 

[Drummodino]

^ That dude ain't walking again.

< Dying from heatstroke

V How you doin'

 

[Groxnax]

^ Doing fine.

< Looks around nervously.

v What the heck is THAT?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ you act like you've not seen a penis before!
< still sick because the doctor was actually useless.
v Did you make that noise?!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ (carefully steps off the creaky floorboard)

< Sorry

V You yellow bastards! Come back here and get what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Joke's on you, I don't have any legs.

< Actually has legs.

V Wears an eye patch for lols.

 

[Barbas]

^ It is amusing when people think I am blind. It is the last mistake they ever make.

< I need tea.

v Bring wood and oil!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're not the boss of me.

< Is very disappoint at Mewtwo being turned into a girl.

V Is a walrus.

 

[Barbas]

^ No u always lie!

< Erp, erp, erp.

v Bork.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bark.

< No-Bark.

V Has bite.

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ Ohhhh, I has bite!
< Still sick, flipping heck
v

 

[Barbas]

^

< Krunk.

v Fabulous.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sure am, girlfriend!

< Mighty underpants

V Has a friend in Rome called Siegus Hailus

 

[Barbas]

^ Literally 2 Google results, neither of which made sense. The man is off the grid, good for him; I always knew he could be trusted.

<-- Made a wise decision.

v He chose foolishly.