the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Crap, now my head's a mouth!

< Whoops.

V Oopsie.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I would have posted before you if my browser hadn't decided to crash.[sub][sub]Fucking piece of shit[/sub][/sub]

< Just got a hair cut.

V Isn't allowed to be in the rain.

 

[Barbas]

^ Apparently it makes a mes when I come back inside and shake myself dry.

< Raincoats are a pain.

v Here, take this Tnettenba!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What does it do?

< I'll use it as a doorstop.

V Makes a good coat rack.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I want the cheesecake! The one with- GIMME THE FUCKING CHEESECAKE!

< *Snatches it, stuffs it in face*

v Mau aye havva jeezcake, hurhurhurhur!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ :'(

< *misery*

V Murdered my misery.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ All thanks to the Knights who say NI

< Wonders if Mammoth cheese is delicious

V Loves the smell of money

 

[Drummodino]

^ The glorious scent of capitalism

< Sweating far too much

V Mop my brow!

 

[Groxnax]

^ Ewww, no

< Is looking for bacon.

v Is looking for the Matrix.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm trying to use this shitty phone...

< It's even trying to defend itself by changing "shitty" to shotgun.

V So, what you're sayin' is...you're a dork?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, I said Barry is a fork.

< Blarg.

V How would you react if I said the word "it?"

 

[UltraDeth]

^ AAAAAAHHHHH! Don't say that word!!

< Sweet smell of farts

V 11/10 GOTY

 

[Barbas]

^ OMG, flawless graphics.

< 360 degrees of killa.

v Ban this sick filth!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Scourge my evil ballsack!

< Scurvy dog!

V Has the Knights who say "Ni" in their pocket

 

[Barbas]

^ Right where I can keep an eye on them.

< It's cold in here.

v More corpses!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Give me a minute, have to get the machine guns going.

< dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka

V it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it

 

[Barbas]

^ ACK! Ack ack! Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

< Do not run.

v We are your friends.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Liar! You are not on my friends list!

< Rawr.

V *gulp*

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ No don't drink the bleach!

< Hmm bleach.

V Has mowed the lawn this year.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Fuck that, it's too cold and wet most of the time to mow a damn thing.

< Was playing with a bunch of other Escapists earlier, but they all got off.

V Was caught with their hand in the cookie jar.