the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Styrofoam.

< Hardened styrofoam.

V Son of a packing peanut!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hyuk, Hyuk, sorry mate, don't got no thumbs!

< Downloading stuff.

V Trouble with the trolley, eh?

 

[Barbas]

^ There's always one wobbly wheel isn't there?

< *Commences vigorous, heartfelt kicking*

v I recommend the baguettes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *sniff* I'm sorry...those kicks, they just...connected with me, y'know? *sniff*

< Emotionally affected.

V Has tried "the baguettes".

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *jumps out of the window in slow motion*

< Piece of cake!

V Impersonates John Cleese a little too well

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Who the heck is John Cleese? *feels like a noob*

< Canon.

V Merely hypothetical.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Just like that poker game I won.

< Or was it?

v Kneel or taste defeat!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'd rather hang!

< I'm rather good at it. Fufufufufufu.

V *vacuums you*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Missed a spot

< *eats enough crisps to use as ammo*

V Martyr of The Shit Comedians League

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...sounds appropriate.

< *lame joke*

V *pity laugh*

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, I can see it well enough from my pedestal.

< Trolls aren't very bright, but they are persistent.

v Ever slain one? There's good money in it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I always found it funny that they have that little sorta diagonal-ish run.

< *sidle sidle sidle*

V I'm a crab.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nah, I'm good.

< Blarg.

V Isn't allowed in public.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Looking like this? It would be a crime!

< *puts a shirt on* Much better.

V Join me in strutting my stuff!

 

[Barbas]

^ We can strut if we want to.

< We can leave our friends behind.

v Your friends don't strut.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What friends?

< Has no idea.

v Help me work out Barbas' enigma.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmmm...*concentrating*

< *opens mouth before exploding*

V ...you see what I'm getting at?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah yes.

< It is all very clear to me now, very cunning indeed.

v Don't you agree?

 

[Barbas]

^ Why yes.

< Ah, found it.

v Thanks!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You are quite welcome, my dear hount.

< Go on, now. You have much to do, places to visit...

v ...ways to die...