the ^ < V game

[DotSlash]

^ Amazingly enough, I'm not.

< Wait... wait... -flee-

V Suddenly, cats. Everywhere.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ This proves to be a mild and smelly inconvenience.

< Wired a house today.

V Didn't leave their house today.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yet.

< Will in a few hours.

v Exams are quite fun, wouldn't you agree?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

^ Depends on the format.
< I like essays.
v Loves multiple choice.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Not really.

< Lagomorph's last avatar was for quite a while.

v Should I change my avatar?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ GODDAMN SHITTY FUCKING NINJAS!!!

< Has a Bat credit card

V The Emperor would like to purchase a fair amount of sexualized fan art

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Hah, I wish.

< That would make the story I'm writting marginally easier.

v Artist wanted! Available for hire?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've got too many things to do to procrastate.

< Like really, boredom is not a option.

v Is hardcore enough to start a war with me.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I was thinking more in the lines of invading Russia.

< Or was is China?

v Well? Which one was is?

 

[Barbas]

^ Saxony.

< Saxony.

v Saxony.

 

[Barbas]

^ Saxony.

< Saxony again.

v I also vote for Saxony.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Like hell you are. That way leads to Brazil.

< ...Blarg.

V Is a fountain of pure crap.

 

[DotSlash]

^ -returns force with more force-

< What the hell?

V Explain pls.

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it was science again.

< *Examines footprints* Yes...definitely.

v We'd better split up, gang. I'll search the library.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Jinkies! A clue!

< I shall defend Saxony with my life, unless you have bombs or guns or anything...

V Send a message to the Emperor! We need literally the entire Imperium down here!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I wish you no harm.

< Fanservice.

V I'm well-endowed with firm, round plot!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I spill the blood of the Saxons!

< And the Brits!

v And your little dog, too!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Woof.

< That's a funny-looking dog.

V Convinced.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel British would be most appropriate...

< ...but that would mean picking a side in my country's ridiculous Politics, so...

V More beer.

 

[Barbas]

^ Beer?

< Beer it is.

v Here, have this beer.