the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

< narf.

V Bouncing blue blubber baby buggy bumpers bowl bumbling blind bumble bees boldly Billy.

 

[Teoes]

^ *****, did you just call me fat? I will fucking have you, I will.

< *cries*

v Has ice cream to cheer up fatty over here.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not enough, unfortunately.

< Ha. Burn.

V YOLO.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Says you! *BANG*

< no srs i will cut u if u say dat 2 me agin.

V Are you mommy?

 

[Barbas]

^ If you wish it. I am everywhere and nowhere.

< I am mother, father, sister and brother.

v I am the beginning and the end.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You're full of shite, mate

< Son of a Belgian good!

V Tell me more about "Absolute Garbage Awareness month"

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's some bloody lark by the local council.

< *Head bob*.

v You have travelled far and fucking wide.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, I am currently having aggressive intercourse with "wide".

< MR. LITERAL.

V I like burgers, yes I do! I like burgers how 'bout youu...?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Is that a fat joke?

< I'll box your ears m8 I fuckin swear!

V WUT?

 

[Barbas]

^ I said, "Do you know the Muffin Man?"

< I've been trying to get a hold of him all afternoon.

v This is most frustrating. I had plans, you know.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *nodding and positive chatter*

< Busy-body.

V Think of the children!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ They know what they did.

< Tried melting a marshmallow in my mouth with lemonade and now I feel queasy.

V That's not weird right?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it's positively outlandish.

< *Sips tea*.

v Outlandish.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

^ Truly rubbish.

< Upstanding gentleman.

V Gutter trash.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No.

< Them. [http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/21/20031/Timesplitters2.jpg]

V *slurping noises* ...what?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Stop chewing on the enemies and kill them.

< I swear I'm the only one doing any work on this team.

V Pull your own weight damn it!

 

[Barbas]

^ Can't...engrossed by strange green thing.

< *Prod*.

v Come here and look at this. Here - I have a stick you can poke it with.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Is...*poke*...is that an eyeball?

< It ain't movin' much...

V Dead frog?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Toadally.

< Back...WITH A VENGEANCE!

V Come with me! Together we'll burn Hell to the ground and uppercut Heaven into the sun!

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Done and done.

< Back...WITH A REVENGEANCE!

V Why?