the ^ < V game

[Neuromancer]

^ Must I explain everything to you? Do you, perhaps, lack critical thought? Or is it that you are too accustomed to having others do the explaining for you?

< Young ones, these days. Always expecting everything delivered to them on a silver platter.

V Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Go home, Neuromancer, you're drunk.

< Is not a lady, nor anyones sweetheart.

V There's a monkey on your butt.

 

[UltraDeth]

^

Spoiler: Reminds me of the opening line from this video

< G-Mod is still funny

V I'm going to glue my dick to your face!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm going to bite it off and spit it out.

< No homo.

V 'Bout that time, eh chaps?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

^ It's time for GIFS!

<

v

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Breakfast?

< Sunny-side scrambled.

V And now a word from our sponsors.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sweet-Soft DPT Cleaning robots. Ideal for both office and domestic use. A smile to any owners lips!

< Catching 'em all.

V You. Make words.

 

[Barbas]

^ French Domino Plums.

< Ocean Basketball Duck.

v Green.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ But I'm blue.

< Dabba dee dabba di.

V Got sunshine in a bag.

 

[Barbas]

^ That would be impossibly and silly.

< Wind, on the other hand...that might work.

v I recommend a pilgrimage to the Stones.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ugh, not that again. Wait...battle music...

< *wolf flies in from nowhere*

V Are you gonna eat that?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ *is already halfway through eating it
< should be sleeping.
v Wanna build a snowman?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Coal would be best for the face but could be also substituted for 5 gems.

< Obscure references are my game man.

V Finish this sentence. "............................................."

 

[Barbas]

^ Fiddly diddly dee!

<

Spoiler: Eeeeyurghle..bluh?

v The f-...What is going on here?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You callin' me ugly?

< u pickin a fite?

V *applause*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Mooning*.

< Hahahahaha!

v You're drunk as shit!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope, just sleepy.

< Wants to sleep or something.

Is made of iron and farts.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I am made of nihil.

< Also a little bit of flesh.

v In the flesh?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Relatively speaking, perhaps.

< His phone was behaving annoyingly for a few minutes.

V You can now only hear the sound of clashing symbols in your ears.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Comic Book Guy: Worst drum solo ever!

< My soup can!

V Can I trust you to Publish my new project A Shit Game for Twats: The Game?