the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^
< Is my desiyah!

V Wanna make 5 bucks the moderately difficult way?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Could you be more specific?

< We three kings

V Played Dark Souls with cheats active

 

[Fijiman]

^ Have never played Dark Souls and don't plan on doing so any time soon.

< Still sleepy.

V STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Barbas]

^ This is not the spoon from Kvatch that you are looking for.

< *Resists arrest*.

v Flyyyyy!

 

[Barbas]

^ I shall visit the alchemist!

< *Travelling theme*.

v Three potions of healing, please.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Certainly, sire. Robert Carlyle?!

< Yes I would like 99 Phoenix Downs

V Door is locked, there is a Diamond shaped emblem beside the lock

 

[Barbas]

^ I scream and claw at the door, getting as many bloody hand prints on it as possible!

< What the fuck was that???

v *Turns and sees you*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *presenting self, gleefully*

< It is me! Fresh from the brains of Ben Newman, straight to manifest in the minds of madmen!

V Type something. Anything.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^

<

V

 

[Barbas]

^

<

v ?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ !!!

< ~~###!!

V ****!!?

 

[Fijiman]

^ *****, you say that to be again and we're going to have a problem.

< Blarg.

V You know, I saw your fight against the Gray Prince...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, he stood there and asked me to kill him.

< Then my murder was witnessed by forces unknown even though it was technically assisted suicide. I don't want nuttin' to do with that DB bullcrap!

V Are you the count?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Depends, what kind of count do you need?

< Might go to sleep early.

V Is lagging quite badly.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< No Hope on Resi 6 is preeeeeeeeeeeetty hopeless.

V Is licking their lips in anticipation.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, I'm licking my lips because they're dry.

< Wishes life would fuck off and find someone else to screw with.

V Can't see the sphere.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can see the squarification of the sphere.

< Hold your head up high, forgotten man.

v Tomorrow's not for me and you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But tomorrow never dies

< I'll be Barack

V

Spoiler: Taste the locomotive, motherf*cker!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, hellish!

< Steam trains are more graceful.

v

Spoiler: Beware of touching my riches.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V Blarg.