the ^ < V game

[Dr.Susse]

^ You have my boomerang.

< If it doesn't come back it is a stick.

V uses slang often.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ No, nonononono. No.

< Eating stale bread. What has my life come to?

V Is a member of The People for the Ethical Treatment of Marmaduke.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No I'm from "The Liverpool Pagan Sausage Wideners Club"

< Would fall asleep in a bathtub of spaghetti hoops

V What is the most Aussie thing one can do?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Watching cricket while drinking Emu or Victoria Bitter whilst wearing a wifebeater (singlet), board shorts and thongs (flip flops). Also every second or third word must be mate, fuck or ****.

< Aussie born and raised.

V Oi ****, did you watch the game last night? Fucking oath, it was a fucking beauty wasn't it? You wanna beer? I got a six pack of stubbies if ya interested.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Please don't hurt me, I don't understand.

< I don't have to take this.

V Here take this.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Give me what you may, but let it be known that bribes have no effect for one such as I.

< Still, to say I would not accept bribes would be foolish. Free revenue is always welcome, pointless as though its original purpose is.

v Brevity is the soul of wit, and I will be brief.

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer briefs.

< *Sailor's Hornpipe*.

v Dance for my amusement! Dance, fool!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Certainly my good Daedra.

< *Gracefully pirouettes*

V Won't you join me? We'll set the floor alight with our sizzling chemistry!

 

[Barbas]

^ I think I'd like that.

<

Spoiler: *Waltzing across a starry sea*

v Welcome.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cheers mate, it's nice to feel, welcome

< *pulls a rabbit out of a Guinness foam hat*

V Quick! Eat all the money!

 

[Barbas]

^ I require Tabasco.

< *Vigorous sprinkling*.

v Mmm, id dafe laik falad!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ You kiss your mother with that mouth full?

< Wet hair.

V Repeat the joke until it's funny.

 

[Barbas]

^ Wh- Now hold awn, wut?

< Mu'fucka, wut?!

v I keep trash bags wi' me!

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ That's my clothes! How rude!
< Need a hug ;;
v Pat the pony, pat the pony!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Patpatpatpatpatpapat*. *Patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat*.

< Oh...shit.

v Can we glue its head back on?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Sure, horses are like 40 percent glue.

< Then why is Elmer's glue's mascot a COW!?

V Cook me one of the two.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Can't do that because Barbas.

< Blarg.

V Ba[strong]COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON[/strong]

 

[Barbas]

^ *Blinks away tears*. Aye...I could do that.

< *Feelings*.

v Emotions?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Polygons.

< David Cage.

V I make the good game, no?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ I honestly did like Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls though...

< Played Beyond: Two Souls co-op which actually made it pretty funny.

V Is feeling all the emotions!