the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Ambivalence

< Keeping a pint on standby is wise

V Hit the high notes, sista!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Trust me, you don't want to hear me try.

< Can't sing at all... doesn't stop me in the car though.

V *throws pokeball*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Bonk*.

< Ow. The fuck?

v *Glare*.

 

[Drummodino]

^ My plan has failed...

< *Slowly backs away*

V Distract Barbas so I can flee!

 

[Groxnax]

^ Look at that huge glittering distraction thingy.

< Well, I tried.

v Where did that UFO come from?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hello. Were you going somewhere?

< Hey, look what I found.

v It's a knife that takes people's souls!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You try to stab me with that and I'll make sure you die an exceedingly painful and drawn out death.

< Eating.

V Could you entertain yourself for a few hours? I have something I need to do.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I certainly can [sub] If you know what I mean [/sub]

< *Implying intensifies*

V Tomorrow you shall be placed in a dark, deserted mansion with limited supplies and no self-defence. Enjoy!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ That's how I entertain myself.

< With my privates.

V Is also a private.

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I've never been in the military.

< Has some really hard things to consider over the next few days.

V Has a broken shoe.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Oh god damn it.

< Bored.

V Why are you eating your shirt?

 

[Barbas]

^ Because it annoys Fijiman.

< Heeheehee.

v Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen!

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

^ Or is it? I don't think it is, shirt eater!

< Has never met a shirt eater before

v Will support me in my cause

 

[Barbas]

^ Sure. That dude is a dick, man!

< Ah, crap.

v Don't do that.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hides shovel behind back* I have no idea what you're talking about.

< *runs away*

V Fells the need to try on every hat in the store.

 

[Barbas]

^ One must know their effects before making a purchase.

< Also, the box they come in.

v Are you a fan of Matt Damon?

 

[Drummodino]

^ He's pretty good, done some good movies.

< Wrestling with urge to buy games that won't get played.

V Do you suffer from the curse of Steam?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I love it.

< The Dwemer are cool.

v They're better than the Altmer.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They had Technology before technology existed

< Double twist!

V Do you lactate creamed rice?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not that I know of.

< *Worries and checks*.

v Thank goodness. Rice?