the ^ < V game

[deserteagleeye]

^ Wash yo hands.

< Smells like teen spirit.

V Smells like adult spirit.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Emanating from the used hankies

< Hates it when people don't flush properly

V Order now and get a free boxset of Vagineer: The Animated Series!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Can't talk to woman without urinating

< Man of the Year

V Has problems with the bad Chinese food they ate last night.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Funny, I'm have eaten some Chinese food within the last 10 minutes.

< Beef Chow Mein.

V *pokes caps lock*

 

[Brownie80]

^ Goes to throw up.

< Watching the pizza be delivered.

V not having a good day.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm fine.

< Hesitant.

V Wants to break free.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Well, my dad died today, so I'm definitely not having the best day ever.

< Blarg.

V Found cookies in their nose once.

 

[Brownie80]

^ What cookies?

< Wants to sleep.

V Someone is approaching!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ These clown shoes are noisy aren't they?

< The site's being strange. Text is jumpy.

V Honey? Where are my paaaaants?

 

[Brownie80]

^ I'll have you know I haven't lost my pants for a week!
< I should watch the Lego movie.
V Is awesome for watching the Lego movie.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Is that the one where they explained how the Green Lantern is total garbage?

< There was something irritating in my pants that scraped against my thigh all day at work last night.

V It was sawdust, what the hell were you thinking?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I was thinking that we were going to see a return of The Adventures of Poopleg.

< Metre-long skidmarks, Batman!

V He's new in town, so we hate him.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Oh please. What was that supposed to do, hurt my feelings?
< Keeps on keeping on
V Haters gonna hate.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *hating intensifies*

< Playing Skyrim. Or as I lovingly refer to it, "Skrim".

V The Forum Gaming continues.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, yes.

< Games, games, games.

v But no books.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Books are great
< Games are great
V Everything is great

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Everything!

< Especially that thing!

V You, nowhere near as awesome as the previous thing I mentioned, but still, ACCEPTABLE!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Nods in understanding
< Still believes everything is great
V Hoping is an optimist.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NAHT TRU.

< I wunder.

V Who was phone?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Why are you speaking like your from New Jersey?
< Puzzled.
V Probably going to be the guy above this.