the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ 'SUP, STRANGER. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahua6TwQd6Q]

< Hey.

v HEY!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ WHAT THE FWUCK!?

< *domestic violence*

V *objects thrown, glass smashes*

 

[Drummodino]

^ You got glass in my cereal!

< *Rage intensifies*

V Get out. Now.

 

[Barbas]

^
< ...

v Did you learn your lesson?

 

[Euryalus]

^ Of course!

< I'll never steal a tin cup from Megaton ever again

V Knows the pain of trying to pick something up and accidently stealing a cup.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The worst is when you try to protect one of Skyrim's holds from a vampire attack and you end up grazing a guard while in combat. And they don't give the "I'm on your side!" benefit of the doubt that they had in Oblivion.

< Does not understand why that was removed.

V HEURD DEY'RE REFRORMINK DEH DAWNGAHD. VAMPIHRE HANTERS OR SAMZING.

 

[Barbas]

^ UHP IN DEH AWLD FOHT NEAH RIFTEN?

< HAH, MIGHT THINK OHFF JOINING UHP MAISELFF.

v *Hack, cough*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Is it just me or does the guard helmet look like...this? [http://www.heresoneimadeearlier.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alpaca-Credit-Pa3ems-Wikimedia-Commons.jpg]

< Contemplating whether to give up and sleep.

V Will now re-enact the daily rituals of a domesticated rabbit.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I am never telling you to do something ever again.

< Scared.

V Hug me!

EDIT:

^ Freaking ninjas...

< Even more scared

V HUG ME!

 

[Euryalus]

^ I'm sorry. You're lovely and all but, I don't swing that way Drum. .

< Or do I?

V Plot twist?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And then a Headsprouter popped out.

< The latest craze on Twitch is calling every wild Pokemon shiny. I'm surprised they didn't think of it sooner.

V Isn't afraid of cups.

 

[Barbas]

^ I ain't scared.

< I got the thang that go bump in the night.

v Here, check out my thang.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *dissolves into hysterical tears*

< Woah. Trippy, bro.

V I heard you enter my house...leave or forever be clavicle-less!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Puts on disguise* It's just me

< "Stealth" active

V Look out! He's got a cardboard box!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Slow-motion sideways jump while firing two pistols simultaneously*.

< *Sails gracefully past target and smashes into glass cabinet full of dishes, completely demolishing it*.

v *Shakes off chips of glass and china*. All in a day's work.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Admirable shot!

< Alone in the Park

V

Spoiler: We've all felt like this

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< I HAVE A DREAM!

V Don't fuck with this Senator!

 

[Brownie80]

^ I have no intention of sleeping with him.
< It takes two to make a good thing right.
V It takes two to make it out of sight.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Bass*.

< Jyeah.

v 'Sup.

 

[Brownie80]

^ U mad, bro?
< On a 90s trip right now.
V It's complicated.