the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Blarg.

V BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG. Blarg.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Honk

< Has a license

V Get in the back

 

[Drummodino]

^ Only if there's candy in there.

< Sweet tooth.

V Come to Candyland Charlie!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gno.

< Starting to really want to strangle google...now every so often it switches me to my unborn siamese twin account, which uses my "real name". It happened twice this morning. I hope it doesn't stay that frequent.

V You N'wah!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You wot, grot?

< Stands fast in the face of mealtime

V

Spoiler: Orks! Thousands of them. Not a lot of people know that

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Oh look, colonialist propaganda.

< Fun thing is the Zulus would have won if the british didn't end up zerging them.

v Trying to justify your imperialist tendencies?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Clearly everyone would be better off under my control.

< Nae'blis.

V Kneel filthy mortal.

 

[Euryalus]

^Hey! I shower! I'm not filthy!

< Resents these accusations

V Gets off on voyeurism.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, not really.

< Is about to sate my desire to devour the flesh of mortal beings by venturing into the sunlit groves and acquiring some.

V Is composed of blarg essence.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That and a few other bits as well.

< Gonna go play me some World of Tanks.

V Your day is about to become pudding.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hey, could be worse.

< For instance, that guy is up the eyeballs on caffeine.

v That reminds me, I really need some caffeine. Entertain yourself for a second, I'll be right back.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ "Entertain" you say?

< *reaches for a box of tissues*

V Gotta catch them malls

 

[Brownie80]

^ Why the hell is their puke, tissues, and pudding everywhere in my house?
< BARBAS, ULTRADETH, FIJIMAN, HEADSPROUTER COME DOWNSTAIRS IMMEDIATELY!
V You guys start talking or I'll check the security feed again!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I didn't do it swear on me mum!

< Wait, you are my mum.

V SHOCK TWIST!

 

[Barbas]

^ WAHT A PLOT!

< Did not see that coming.

v Innuendo.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Get away from me or I'll put 200 volts into your scapula.
< 3...
V 2...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I fear nothing! Zombies absorb electricity in my universe!

< *walks in from homepage* I just had a picture of a lady tell me my porn wasn't Canadian enough...

V Your speechcraft skill increased.

 

[Brownie80]

^ 1...
< Oh crap, this is a "make someone stupider" gun!
V I set it to 200 IQ points less! *ZAP*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Derp.

< *incontinence intensifies*

V ~~##!?

 

[Barbas]

^ HA!

< Yes.

v ...Some people collect them to study, others use them to fight.