the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ The Count?

< I spent exactly 100 days of my first Oblivion character ever as a Vampire. That was my first TES game. Memories.

V Argonians, man.

 

[Barbas]

^ They are the coolest.

< We know it to be true.

v PISS!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sniper, go home. You're drunk.

< Blarg.

V

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why, won't, you, DIEEEEEE!!!??????!!!????11???!!!oneone!!???eleven!!??one!?

< HYYYREEAAAGGGHHH!!! *overzealous power attack*

V Good luck with the booty.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I can manage.

< *drags bulging sack away*

V No you may not ride the dragon, he doesn't like that!

 

[Barbas]

^ Well screw him then, I'll go and make my own dragon!

< I know who the one on the left is, but who are the two on the right?

v I'm glad you're buffed.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *flex*

< *shine*

V *blinding light cast towards you*

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ AGH! Cut it out you dick!

< Oh shit new Archer on Netflix.

V This gon b goo.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Provide me with evidence that it shall be so.

< Naysayer.

v Doomsayer.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Doom, Happy now

< Valuable artefacts for the taking

V I am become death

 

[Barbas]

^ We don't want any! *slam*.

< That was strange.

v Still, it wasn't as strange as Gary Busey.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I read that on a Snapple cap.

< What the fuck is a Snapple?

V Want a Banango?

 

[Barbas]

^ If I throw it, will it come back?

< I love sausages!

v Pork sausage?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Bratwurst
< ...
V Well...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Problem?

< AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

V Deal with it.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Try harder

< I have a functioning liver

V Have some more renovation, lots more renovation

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MY SPINE!!!

< Liver not supposed to go there.! LIVER NOT SUPPOSED TO- *dies*

V Traumatised.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh my.

< I am unsure how to proceed.

v There was a teacher of mine at the academy...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Barbas-Sama...that teacher...

< ...was my left foot with a face drawn upon it.

V Golly gosh!

 

[Barbas]

^ Affirmative.

< Eyes desire too stand under thees organ is sums.

v Additional yew?