the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ If by that you mean masturbating...

< ...then no.

v Why must you be so awkward?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I DON'T KNOW, but on the bright side I have 20/20 hindsight.

< That was not what I meant...but anyway, I'm playing Telefang on Twitch!

V REGRET!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg!

< Bored.

V Hasn't seen their butt all day.

 

[Drummodino]

^ It offended me yesterday, I don't want to look at it.

< Shibi dibi ooo la la.

V What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd help the poor fellow home...then take a fair amount of money off him as punishment.

< No more beer!

v ...Except on Sundays. Here, take mine - too many sailors here.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Enjoys beer
< got FE:A recently
v has a waifu

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Just as long as my body pillow has something to say about it.

< Doesn't have one but thinks body pillows are totally awesome.

V Snuggle?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Careful, I have a tendency to stab people.

< Blarg.

V Has more than $100 on hand at the moment.

 

[TKhanman]

^ "Money money money is all you need."
< Posting in Forum games
V Secretly watches honey boo boo

 

[Drummodino]

^ No.

< Not a reality TV fan.

V What's your poison of choice?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Carlsberg with ice

< [Tap Y repeatedly]

V

Spoiler: Who else has been woken up like this? Nobody, oh

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What does one even say to that?

< Fixing sleep cycle. Brain still insisted on waking me up at 5 in the morning, though.

V

Spoiler: Hey.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks, babe!

< *Sunglasses*.

v The sun has come out again! Tomorrow we're fucked, though.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Praise the sun!

< Part-timing as a Sunbro.

V I throw lightning in your face!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My appreciation for that is minimal!

< Misses Telefang's Engrish. Now I just wish Emerald would start up...

V Does not care for Twitch's Pokemon antics!

 

[Barbas]

^ I swear, yo, they be leanin' on my last nerve.

< I read a funny sign in Engrish once.

v I forget what it said. Try to think of it, though, you'll definitely laugh.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh ho ho ho ho! What a good punch line!

< "Everyone is an enemy" -Me

V Eyeing little girls with bad intent

 

[TKhanman]

^ i prefer shotacon
< chewing gum
V Magikarp master race

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Space Marine master race, more like

< Doritos and beer = good night in

V Come on, comrades! He's a man not a god!

 

[TKhanman]

^ I am better than god, I am Genghis Khan, the greatest conqueror the world has, and will ever see.
< Finally watching Frozen
V is Frank Horrigan