the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Off coarse.

< Ever feel like you're being botched?

V *kick*

 

[Barbas]

^ I will thank you not to piss in my cornflakes.

< Bluh, berg, BEEEEEEHHH.

v ...And how are you feeling, Darling?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Blarg.

V Stop hitting yourself with pastrami.

 

[Brownie80]

^ :O
< :$
V 7_(?c?)_I. Oh look what's that? *Makes a run for it*

 

[Barbas]

^ A wise choice.

< Those who 7_(?c?)_I and run away may live to 7_(?c?)_I another day.

v Digimon rights now!

 

[Brownie80]

^ The Digimon rights movement is one of the most overlooked in U.S. History.
< Call 555-I-Need-A-Life-Right-Now. That's 555-I-Need-A-Life-Right-Now.
V Together, we can stop Digimon from getting overshadowed by the P-Mons.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not motivated.

< The other night, I was reminded that you can't run in dreams. I was forced to try rolling across the road.

V Keep ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I did it all for the Nookie

< Player 5 entered the fray

V Got any money on you?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I have Eddie Money.

< Please take him, take him home tonight, I don't want him anymore.

V C wut I ded thur.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MURDERER!!!

< *hawk cries*

V *sirens*

 

[Barbas]

^ Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.

< *Dragonsreach explodes, showering guards all around in a twelve-mile radius*.

v Find him!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes Sir!

< Constant vigilance.

V STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Brownie80]

^ I am the Jarl's Thane!
< Lord, I really need to play some Skyrim.
V But Microsoft payed Bethesda to make the shoddiest PS3 port ever and I don't want it to explode.

 

[Barbas]

^ You have a PS3? Those are already outdated.

< Ermaghad. Disbelieve.

v Pick up that flan![footnote]But don't eat it though.[/footnote]

 

[Fijiman]

^ *shoots flan out of a cannon*

< How disappointing, it didn't reach anywhere near the target velocity. So much for destructive flan cannons.

V Is hit in the face with high speed flan.

 

[Barbas]

^ Mmm...flanny!

<

Barbas was flanned!

v

Spoiler

>FIGHT
>ITEMS
>POKEMON
>RUN

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Whipped Cream Genocide Brouhaha

< Generic Wrestling commentator: OH MY GOD!

V This is my soda

 

[Barbas]

^ This is my gun!

< I load it with soda...

v ...and I fire it into the sun!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Belay that order!

< More manly chainsaw nunchucks

V Spy in underwear: Where the merde is my suit?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *chewing*

< I've gone and screwed my sleep cycle entirely.

V Feeling the feels.