the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Not once, but twice.

< Got two badges for it.

V Is going to press the button.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Oops, I did it again
< Getting tired of your shit, Escapist
V Ships Fredrick/Tharja

 

[Fijiman]

^ Who?

< Going to bed now.

V Can't even take a bath/shower without all the proper water safety equipment.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Of course not!

< Dreams of killing a man with a banana

V Fuel your fear of Italians

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't worry, I already dislike pizza and anything involving tomatoes.

< Woke up at 7 with no desire to sleep anymore. Better than 4, I suppose.

V It's the 200th page!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes.

< Yes.

v Guess.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NNnnnn...24!

< Knows what's even funnier than 24.

V Do you?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Yes.

< CSI Miami is funnier than 24.

v Wishes they were as cool as Horatio Caine.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Who?

< Who?

V Who?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Me.

< Will never change his name...

V Hey, dude, like, check out this ball of yarn, it's like, totally awesome. Haw-haw. Totally.

 

[Barbas]

^ Well, it's OK, I guess...

< ...but where's the replay value?

v Collectibles?

 

[TKhanman]

^ collect 20 needles to unlock the extra special dlc thing
< Hi
v don't kill school children

 

[Barbas]

^ What if they're socially unacceptable?

< Claymores!

v Do not put claymores in the corridors during school hours.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What about C4?

< Too much exercise a lifetime can kill

V Have you had a sweaty back?

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes, after a good day's toil.

< Wait, have I ever done a good day's toil.

v *Blank*.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Hello, Mr. Freeman
< is G man
V Wake up and smell the ashes

 

[Headsprouter]

^ W-w-w-where did the m-mansion go...?

< Has been living a lie this whole time.

V The party has arrived!

 

[TKhanman]

^ < Should I consult a doctor this JB thing has lasted more than 24 hours
V You there! Help me out with this JB plauge

 

[Barbas]

^ Wut JB is this?

< Wut is a JB?

v ...JB?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Justin Bieber, he's everywhere!
< still suffering
V this sucks on ice