the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ It sure does.

< Notices the people come and go.

V A woodland creature.

 

[Barbas]

^ Fniffniffin?

< *Boing*.

v

 

[Headsprouter]

^ "Pooh? What's a pooh?"

< You're looking at one.

V Going on an expedition.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Generic start to a generic novel
< yum yum dinner
V Seen anything good?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I saw some mudcrabs by the water recently...I steered clear of them~!

< There's something I find endearing about Dogz on Twitch. It's just so...sugar-coated.

V ^_^ ~<3

 

[Fijiman]

^ *stab*

< What? He asked for it.

V *double stab*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *gets more dead*

< Has not been motivated to do much of anything, recently. I just look at my things to do and I'm instantly disgusted.

V Can do things.

 

[TKhanman]

^ I am a man of means...
< Starting professional hitman service
V First "takeout" is free

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bonzer! I'll have egg fried rice, chow mein, prawn balls, prawn toast, barbeque wings in honey sauce and a cola

< A greasy take-away fit for a king

V You cannot kill me! I do not have time to bleed!

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm not that sort of person, but the pterodactyl king is.

< Programs.

v Watch the skies, traveller.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *silent protagonist woes intensify*

< On the TSR page my likes are visible but my comments seem to have disappeared. Why's that? I can't even comment, now...

V Is their own deity.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ah, I'm afraid that any answer I provide to that question may compromise our agents in the field.

< I shall instead talk about blueberries.

v Now , blueberries are all right when you want a good berry, but they're really no strawberry. They grow near here, but the sheep eat them constantly before they can be harvested. Then the deer eat the strawberries. Mangoes are the best. I mean proper mangoes, not like the ones you get in the local markets. Boy, am I hungry.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pssh. Blackberries are better...

< Could I have gotten banned? Can that even happen? I didn't even do anything wrong, and the guy who flat out called something bullshit didn't get banned... *fanboy turmoil*

V Why are you all spinning?

 

[Barbas]

^ I am trying to figure out what you are talking about.

< Spinning gives power and solves everything.

v Maytag wouldn't lie.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I guess not.

< I'm talking about a Facebook page for the upcoming fan game Timesplitters: Rewind. It seems I was banned from it for no reason. It upsets me because, well, look. I based my internet persona off of Timesplitters. Hurts deep, man. I'm just venting, here.

V Mornin'.

 

[Barbas]

^ You have the fucking nerve to ask me my life? SHAME on you!

< *Runs away in tears*.

v Forgot my coat! *Slam*.

[small][sub]That's pretty rough, though. Maybe you can ask them - probably a mis-click. Bewildering...but there will always be a TimeSplitters and it will always hold meaning to you.[/sub][/small]

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Get milk while you're out, okay?

< [small][small][small]Pretty bad mis-click. Removes all my comments, the most meaningful of which is a gallery description for Headsprouter which got a few likes, which had me pretty confident in my chances of it getting into the game. I asked them about it on Twitter, if I don't get a reply within a day or two I'll find another way. I even donated to their server costs. My last comment was "7 maps in one month"? Oh snaps we goin' places!" I don't see how that would offend, unless they took it sarcasm. Even then, the same thread has some pretty hurtful comments towards a guy leaving the project. Hopefully this'll be the end of the venting.[/small][/small][/small]

V Overpowered and in dire need of a nerf.

 

[TKhanman]

^ LAUL! U JUS DON:T KNOW HOW TO PLAY DA GAMEE! (And other victim blaming arguments)
< Hi there.
V Want to help me look for my dog?

 

[Barbas]

^ What kind of dog is it?

< I like dogs.

v Most kinds of dogs.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Woof.

< Skinned hound.

V You smell of humour.