the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ MY EYES!!

< Tries to watch Jimquisition, too much goddamn Outlast footage, so while I was genuinely interested to hear, I could not let myself watch further. Maybe it's a sign I need to hurry up and play it.

V May contain flashing images.

 

[Fijiman]

^

Spoiler

< It would appear so.

V Would appear dead/covered in extremely angry killer bees.

 

[TKhanman]

^ NO NOT THE BEES, OH NO MY EYES
< Dying.
V Dog Intestine Vodka special only 24.99

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Currency pl0x.

< Looking for something that appears to have disappeared into thin air.

V Salty or sweet?

 

[Barbas]

^ Salty, please.

< I'm sweet enough.

v Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not Bill, but I will act as placeholder.

< Found it.

V I cast a noodle-leg spell.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hits my arms instead*

<
V What is the square root of walrus?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A pictoral fin and a tusk attached to a piece of gum.

< Horker can be filed with Oblivion's Boar as the enemy most disloyal to the animal that inspired it. A walrus would feckin' wreck ye!

V You can't explain that.

 

[Barbas]

^ Tides.

< Or maybe aliens.

v Mexicans?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Si.

< Made a thread.

V Generic response.

 

[Barbas]

^ Muy bien.

< Did not vote for Pedro.

v Pedro does drugs.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ He's Brazilian, what did you expect?

< Waits for the strikes to finish.

v Sitting in a bunker.

 

[Barbas]

^ We're all hunkered down over here.

< Imma hunkerin mah bunker.

v How do?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well.

< In a Skype call with a friend and a friend of this friend. Awkwardness unavoidable.

V Break the silence, would you?

 

[Barbas]

^
< He knew the risks.

v Crisps.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Correct. "Chips". Psssh. Pssssssh! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SSSSSS-SSSS-SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!

< Watched the JonTron episode which covers that Star Wars Kinect game just last night.

V *skip cutscene*

 

[Barbas]

^ But then how would I know the motivations of the protagonists?

< ...It's Max Payne? Oh, never mind then.

v Wait...why can't I skip these?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I like it when long cutscenes let you pause...It's more useful when you're a kid.

< Dark Chronicle is best example. Only example I know of. I hope the Metal gear franchise lets you pause, based on what I've heard.

V What's the word?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Goddamn

< 110% Not interested

V Stop that Vagineer!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not going near that thing, again.

< Where do you think my eyes went.

V Question mark!!!!