the ^ < V game

[Eclipse Dragon]

^ Sure don't

< Done with school

V Done with school?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Yep! Well, at least for now.

< Might go to a trade school later on.

V Hasn't got a clue.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Sounds about right

< I think therefore I think I might possibly be

V Fribble

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Wimmy wam wam wazzle.

< Can't finish this cinnamon milk.

V Failure to launch.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Curse you, Bond!

< Erectin' a pair of trousers

V Wanna trade your 10G for 5G?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My brain don't think purty, but my instincts tell me I'll come out on top in the end.

< Erectin' a statue of a moron!

V Nice may-mays.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks, but check out my vijay-jays!

< I don't know what that means.

v I heard a New Jerseyan say it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Seven vaganias...maybe more.

< Imagine.

V Gralb.

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Barlg?

< No.

v Watch out for ladder scares!

 

[Euryalus]

^ But I like the feel of danger!

< It's adventurous!

V OUR CHILDREN! NEED TO BE LEARNING! MATH! AND SCIENCE!

 

[Barbas]

^ Is our children learning?

< L...learn...ding...?

v Arbitrator?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not exactly. I'm the guy who says "BATTLE START".

< Barlg! Barlg, barlg, barlg- b-b...balrog?

V

 

[Barbas]

^ You cannot piss!

< I'll take another vowel, please.

v Why are you consonantly doing this?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me take the words "domestic" and "violence" and stick them between two asterisks.

< Maybe I'll even put the words in bold...

V Is that a threat?

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ u fukin wot m8?
< Signing along to Cats Don't Dance.
v How do you do a backwards d????

 

[Barbas]

^ I stole mine from that 4chan board.

< That's how I learn how compose letters!

v Ur correspondinses r sh1te.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ill bash u sware on m3 mum

< ****

V r u avin a giggl3, m8?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but your mother is.

< Narf.

V And just where do you think you're going?

 

[Headsprouter]

^And who are you to stop me?

< You friggin' Robocop, Judge Dredd knockoff love-child.

V It's gettin' personal up in this b.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Call work relations.

< I feel so violatated.

V Get that thing I sent ya?