the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I did naaaht.

< Oh, hi Mark.

V Hi doggie.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I am not a dog!

< Shoveled snow earlier.

V Has questionable taste in right socks.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I don't have to worry about that anymore since the time I broke my foot off in your ass.

< Goodness me! Where did that come from?

V Hostile.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *slow progress*

< ...yes...*dragging of feet*

V *slap*

 

[deserteagleeye]

^

< How dare you...

V Unforgivable.

 

[TKhanman]

^ It needed to be done.
< French is a language.
V DRM-free bears.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bear calvary.

< Tired.

V Has no time.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have plenty.

< Is unable to sleep. Cat is doing a corpse imitation on my arm.

V What's your super-power?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Lighting flatulence that only works when I'm Japanese on Shrove Tuesday

< Game of the year up in this ************!

V The Fap and the Furious *Ride to Hell sex scene music*

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Has never even heard that music.

V Needs an adult.

 

[Drummodino]

^ But I am an adult!

< Maybe by age, but not by maturity.

V Stop eating the play-dough, you'll get sick!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Oh I remember how many people used to do that. That was when they discovered...DRUGS.
< I'm clean, I swear!
V Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ew, not me.

< Is weak to fire.

V Hey, you look familiaz...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

< Blarg.

V Did you bring the chips?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh...these probably aren't the type of chip you asked for.



V Football or soccer?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Football...because you know...'MURICA!
< Wonders if this is a trick question.
V 'MURIC-wait I already said that. WAIT A SECOND-MY TRICK QUESTION ALARM JUST EXPLODED!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You American FOOL! The choices were identical!

< *strokes moustache* Muahahahahaha.

V Do you have a cat I can stroke to maximise my generic-ness?

 

[Brownie80]

^ I do actually. He looks like he's in a tux already.
< He has three legs though.
V I'll give him to you if you want to see a plastic surgeon afterwards.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nien.

< Kind of bored.

V Don't you have something else to do?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yea but I don't feel like it.

< Procrastinating.

V If chocolate is the food of the Gods, what is the food of demons?