the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ *Implying intensifies*

< Evil Bread 2: Dough By Dawn

V *False moustache* Hello, are you Ms Betty Swollocks?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why did you need a moustache to ask me that?

< Acted as a pool of sharks.

V Good shot, mate!

 

[Euryalus]

^ I know, I'm a regular vash the stampede

< Is more like Brash the Impotent

V Has read Redwall

 

[Fijiman]

^ Never heard of it.

< Blarg.

V Look! It's a bird!

 

[Headsprouter]

^

Spoiler: Wierd looking bird...

< Oh no! I transform into a foot!

V Beep boop.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Maggot!

< Tread lightly

V You rotten son of a *****!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sniffle...

< *runs away in tears*

V *clings to your leg*

 

[Euryalus]

^ Gerroffme!

< I don't like being grabbed by strangers

V *Throws poop at*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *gasp* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es1CXvdKip4]

< Will eat, soon.

V Has a physique similar to an origami crane.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Long slender and made of paper?

< Yes

V Don't hug me, you might get a paper cut.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ As if I would hug you anyway.

< Bought a straw hat as a birthday present to a One Piece fan.

v And that's just how I roll, motherfudger.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeuh.

< Just enjoyed some Diablo with some friendos.

V *pat pat*

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You know, I'm still waiting for more of those comics you drew.

< Keeps on having futile hopes.

v Will crush my expectations.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Yes, of course I will. It's a think I like doing

< Won't draw anything

V And you?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes.

< Mathematician's answer.

v Which is?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am no maths wizard.

< I haven't had much inspiration for those comics...

V Be more interesting.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Okay, so here's my idea.

< Headsprouter and Captain Hook the biker gorilla are a hardware store...

V Is that toast?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, but you are.

<

Spoiler: Why do I do these things?

V ???? Profit!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I request 65% of your profits

< Easy money

V Shart After Dark Coming soon

 

[Euryalus]

^ Way ahead of you.

< My friend released that film in second grade. He had a bad case of the runs.

v He was forever called John Poopcillo afterwards. Because of his last name. We were kind of dickish.