the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ College friends are ass hats!

< Press 2 for a mouthful of abuse

V Dat ass is bigger than God and twice as magnificent

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

<

Spoiler: Why do I do these things?

Whoops. There was supposed to be an at somewhere in my last post that didn't appear, but that ended up hilarious either way.

V Agrees.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I thought the "at" was supposed to be there, so I decided to take the piss.

< To fill my Jarate, of course.

V Leather belt.

 

[Barbas]

^ Is it 4 Strength and 4 Stam.?

< Level 18?

v *GARBLED, SUGGESTIVE MOANING*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Easy, tiger.

< Just ate.

V It has been a busy day.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Indeed it has.

< Needs a break.

v Easter is coming.

 

[Barbas]

^ And Winter is behind us.

< Cover me, Porkins.

v May the Sun shine on warm sands.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, let is shine on the sands and not my head.

< Gets migraines from heat.

v Only the good die young.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ fak u neutermncr

< Restless.

V Have a sock.

 

[Barbas]

^ F*** AFF! REGULARS ONLY, NAE SOCKS!

< (Obscure reference, isolation).

v *Projectile vomit*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *airblast*

< Ninja skillz.

V Greetings, friendo!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Hello hezpooper.

< *obligatory picture*

v u thikn dis a mathafakin gaem

 

[Headsprouter]

^ barlg

< Best. Punchline. Ever.

V Ifidosaysomyself.

 

[Brownie80]

^ FUHGETABOUTIT!
< Typed the first three letters and auto-type came up. Is shocked.
V Hiya, Headsprouter! I look on as you continue to butcher the English Language.

 

[Barbas]

^ Me stoopid.

< Sprout hed. Wowe.

v Dum-dum.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Hey! I'm not a dum dum!

< Passed elementary school with flying colors

V Has experienced stealth boy induced schizophrenia.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Spy! Imposter! Fraud! FALSEHOOD! *sprays SBP500*

< Showed him. Got that impersonator and the ghost mask in one shot.

V Hairy-legs.

 

[Barbas]

^ Skeever-butt!

< *Whisper*.

v Bring back the snow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *dandruff blizzard*

< Hohohohooooooooooooo!

V Where's my cheeseburger?

 

[Barbas]

^ The cupboard is bare.

< I will check the larder, scullery, wine cellar, prison tower, observatory, owlery, greenhouse, forbidden forest, cabbage fields, bunker, sauna and gymnasium.

v No cheeseburgers here.