the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Hi.

< Forgot to pack a punchline.

V Toothbrush.

 

[Barbas]

^ Always a good idea to pack one of them.

< It's getting quiet in here.

v Ssh! Curl up and go to sleep now...

 

[Fijiman]

^ NIEN!

< To many videos still to watch before bed.

V Eating the popsicle sticks.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I do not eat. I DEVOUR!

< The comfort of death will come for men and demons alike...

v ...by the guidance of the Great Will.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No one tells me to die, but me

< The Element of chocolate

V Good Afternoon sir, May I interest you in some Micro transactions?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Why yes, I will pay full price for 25 minutes of gameplay.

< Will pay full price for demos.

v You will pay the full price for your actions.

 

[Barbas]

^ These are not the criminals you are looking for.

< We can go about our business.

v Move along.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't want no trouble.

< Do they do chocolate corn flakes anymore?

V Stupid face.

 

[Drummodino]

^ How rude!

< Sad face

V Derp.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Stupid

< Chuffed at unlocking all 1000G on Deus Ex: Human Revolution

V Pay attention, 007!

 

[Barbas]

^ Shaken, not shtirred.

< Shtiiiiirred...

v Why are you shtill here?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because I'm not hungry yet.

< The fuggin' Pineapple Mexican [http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/f/ff/272Ludicolo.png] is our greatest foe.

V Cheese.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!

< Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one.

v That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Kind of like Halloween if you don't like dressing up.

< Or Christmas if you hate buying presents.

V Or Easter if you don't eat chocolate.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You people eat chocolate for Easter?

<

Spoiler: Get on our level

v MEAT!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That does look pretty appetising...

< Vegans hate me.

V Nice melons.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thank you. I just had them installed.

< *Boing*.

v Staring is rude.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ hrey wel fak u barabaras

< Witnessed Twitch's winning "urn"!

V There's a daisy growing out of your arm.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Damn it! Not again.

< Listening to an album.

V Corpses rise at the sound of toilet operas.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How did you know that?

< Corrected a guy on YouTube, and suddenly I'm a troll and a dick. Been there, done that.

V WaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!