the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ You are a charlatan and a rouge, sir!

< *Install Breakfast.exe to continue*

V What do you do in a literal shitstorm? What do you do in a literal shitstorm? What do you do in a literal Shitstoooooooooooorm?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cry.

< It's just a mask, see?

V HAGH.

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Ptooey?

< Gross.

v That should have a lid on it.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ But they didn't and now there's spit everywhere

< Had a bit of a scare today when the toilet backed-up

V Your Majesty, the birds are evil

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Shoot 'em up.

< No wait.

v Shoot 'em down.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Those bustards!

<

V Up and AT THEM!!!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I posted first, and therefore I am king.

< As such, you are nothing but a pretender.

v Execute the pretender!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My post was better! Nyyygghh!

< Nerd sound effects.

V Nying. Nyerr.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ And the Bulgarians wanted Thessalonica too, but we got there first.

< Totally relevant historical example.

v The early bird gets the worm.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How very bleak.

< Texture of a gherkin, mind of a shark.

V Turtle.

 

[Barbas]

^ Forward!

< Arrows?!

v Run awaaay!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Again?

< *sigh*

V So, where are you headed?

 

[Barbas]

^ Sleepyland.

< Population Zzz.

v ...

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...

< Bored.

V Is slow to get wet.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Implying*

< Erectin' a medal!

V Tip of the Bowler hat

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ I don't know, I prefer top hats.

< Watching Adventure Time.

v Started a new series recently?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes, Future Diary finally enough. Please don't murder me.

< Scared.

V Hide me!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Oh, how I love the irony.

< Beg for forgiveness, worm and I might save you from the superior Yandere.

v Now then, what shall it be?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A fight to the death! Have at you!

< *trips*

V Hide my embarrassment!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< *points and laughs*

V Join me!