the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ If by a train you mean the site, then nope.

< Is revising poetry for an exam on Monday. I haven't done enough work.

V Lazybones.

 

[Barbas]

^ You are upside-down now.

< Everything has changed.

v What is real?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My avatar is as blatantly symbolic as the opening shot of Devil.

< I just made a series of screw-related puns to my friends on Skype. On of my friends is screwing something.

V Now you'll know your driver! DD

 

[EilaliE]

^ No signed drivers were found. Make sure that the installation media contains the correct drivers, and then click OK.

< Needs to override the internal parameters. Reinvigorate the basic motor skills.

v Keep your eyes open, and tread with utmost care. Dismissed.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure thing, boss.

< *caring intensifies*

V Freeze. Hey stop for a minute.

 

[EilaliE]

^ You have 60 seconds. Speak.

< Is very busy doing nothing.

v Is this just fantasy?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Caught in a landslide?

< Hmmm.

V Hmmmm, indeed.

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes quite.

< Man this site is slow on weekends.

V Why so grumpy?

 

[EilaliE]

^ No, no. I'm bursting with joy.

< Is an angel with a shotgun.

v How did you know?

 

[Drummodino]

^ I have eyes everywhere.

< Needs to stop procrastinating now!

V Stop being so distracting!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO U

< I'm procrastinating, too. But I'm starting to think, my exam was on the third, and this is the first...so it's not tomorrow? I need to find my timetable.

V You might be sitting on it.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Stares*.

< I may be, yes.

v

 

[EilaliE]

^ Guilty.

< Innocent.

v Judge.

 

[Drummodino]

^ EXECUTION!

< *smacks mallet*

V Your time has come.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope!

< My exam is on the fourth. I'm not as behind as I thought I was, then...

V Time to celebrate by procrastinating some more.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh yeah! Lunch break! Goddamn f***ing ninja!

< *gets paper cut* Medic!

V Tell me why I played the CO-OP mode

 

[Barbas]

^ It's the best mode, clearly!

< Now, help me move this barrel.

v Oh shit, it's an explosive barrel!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Are you sure it's explosive?

< Let me get the lighter

V Call an ambulance, I appear to have caught fire

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You ninja'd me back, you...you..! *fist shaking*

< That's the fastest I've seen posts in ages.

V What does it mean?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That people finally have the nerve to post

< Looks good in safety goggles

V Get out of my laboratory!