the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ ... What does this button do?

< Alive.

v You need to listen, now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Should I take the hat off?

< Maybe I should try audiobooks.

V Is that cheating?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Perhaps we could make an exception.

< Wants coffee.

v Would you like a drink?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes please.

< Caffeine addict.

V I don't have a problem!

 

[Barbas]

^ I agree.

< You can never have too much coffee.

v Here, take mine - you'll need it.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Ah, yes. Thank you.

< Coffee..

Spoiler: is life.

v I know what you did last night.

 

[Barbas]

^ It wasn't me, it was the coffee!

< It's taking over.

v Help me! Also, please enjoy this complimentary jug of coffee.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Being suspiciously kind.

< Brain.

v Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NARF!

< Holy balls! 4993 inbox notifications!?

V The crazy inbox bug strikes again!

 

[EilaliE]

^ I had 4997. I win.

< Winner.

v Oh, look! A cat!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Why won't it meow?

< Because it's stuffed

V Early 2000's night, Nu-Metal, Rap-Metal, Hip-hop and kung-Fu vampires

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ah, the early 2000s, back when finding out how to get all of the coloured gems in Crash Bandicoot was all that mattered.

< In primary school I was one of the youngest, in secondary school and my current group of friends I'm one of the oldest.

V What's worth fighting for?

 

[EilaliE]

^ [small]Perhaps Princess Peach.[/small]

< I feel like.. hitting someone.

v Good evening citizen of Earth. May I kindly request your permission to hit you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *scowls* Oh, go on, then.

< Don't make a habit of it!

V Quality animation.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Blarg.

V Has the hat of destiny.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ OF DESTINYYY!

< *tips* M'lady.

V I'll never do that again, I promise.

 

[Barbas]

^ I didn't see what it was.

< Now I'm afraid to sit down.

v Oh, welcome. Do have a seat!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *takes a seat and leaves*

< I thought it was pretty obvious by now that fedora-tipping is seen as...silly.

V Oi m8.

 

[Fijiman]

^ SQUAWK!

< *Raspberry noises*

V Blarg.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Blarg.

< Damn mosquitoes... If I find one more bite on me I'll get the biggest rolled-up magazine the world has ever seen, and bring the rain of pain.

v Shall accompany me with bug spray.