the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ I love to shave my non-existent beard.

< But I keep the non-existent moustache...

v For the ladies.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Ah blast, how am I to compete with that magnificent moustache?

< Now I will never score!

v Thanks for keeping me single forever, arsehole!

 

[EilaliE]

^ You're most welcome, dear.

< For once, the weather is lovely.

v Questionable.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Sanity? Yes.

< But it's for the weak, anyway.

v Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!

 

[EilaliE]

^ I couldn't agree more.

< However, I do believe you need to work on that laugh of yours.

v Truth or dare?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Truth or dare doesn't really work in this thread.

< I mean, I could say truth/dare, but I would still have to fill 2/3rds of the rest of the post.

v Plus, you would have to be the one to answer back, which is never certain. With that said, Truth.

 

[EilaliE]

^ No one will die, even if it doesn't truly work out in this thread.

< ... Or so I think.

v Truth: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[Barbas]

^ Where have I heard that before...?

< ...

v Do you know where that's from or what it means?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

< The answer is simple.

v There is no answer.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Bingo.

< Oh no, the procrastination is coming back.

v Sometimes, I watch you sleep.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I know.

< It's why I pose when I sleep.

v Only for you, babeh.

 

[Barbas]

^ Smashing.

< ...

v *Stare...grin*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Get some photos for me, will you?

< It's time to upgrade!

V No-one impersonates Rowan Atkinson without a licence

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can live with that.

< Lobsteronion.

V Smells like pencil shavings.

 

[Barbas]

^ Pencil shavings? HA!

< More like pen scratchings!

v My foot, your ass!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ y barabaras

< Y!???

V Accualy is...?

 

[Barbas]

^ NOH - Bobros!

< Noe dont drink the orange joos!

v Boink.

 

[Fijiman]

^ KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

< Right arm barely has any energy.

V Is a noodle face.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll have you know I'm a spaghettinoggin!

< Player used toxic!

V You are now badly poisoned!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Medic!

< Can feel top shelf when I feel like it

V You are Smokegineer