the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Alright, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me

< Making Achievement progress

V Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Sounds like something Snoop would say.

< The Russian was Bakunin, by the way.

v Looks like you forgot to shave this morning.

 

[Fijiman]

^ It's not that I forgot, I just didn't intend to shave today.

< hasn't shaved in about a week.

V Smells like old people.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ My smell is mine to smell.

< Though I rarely smell because I bathe.

v Smelly smelling smellish smell.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I keep myself clean

< I must learn how to do that

V Stop slacking or you're fired!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You cannot fire your superior.

< Unless you bathe me in gasoline and throw a match at me.

v But matches aren't that fun unless it's one of those steel cage ones.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ninja! *disproportionate amount of gunfire*

< Will be going somewhere in a few minutes.

V You so silly.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Larbenfoyger!

< Blarg.

V Never stick your head in a garbage launcher.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Speaking from experience.

< Hm, I miss MSN.

v So, I have some good news.. and some bad news.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Tell them both.

< Simultaneously.

v There, the illusion of choice is gone!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Easy.

< You're pregnant, and I'm the father.

v Now, I'll leave it to you to figure out what the good/bad part is.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Somebody's lost their masculinity.

< The sale is over. It wasn't great.

V Wears the pants.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only in Vault 87.

< Anti-radiation pants, get 'em while I'm not wearin' 'em.

v What? Do I look like someone who knows what the f**k I'm doing?

 

[EilaliE]

^

Spoiler: Perhaps you do...

< I like this peaceful and simple life.

v Don't you too? ... No? I DECLARE WAR!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I warn you, I've owned Civ for 2 days and already logged 10 hours!

< Das fantzipantzen.

V Drinks paint.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Only on special occasions.

< The Korrasami fanictions are exploding right now.

V Reads Fanfitions.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I only like fanfissions.

< When fans create MOAR.

V Oh, no here comes ellipses-man!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I thought he was written out of the show

< Noise-Marine New Wave intensifies

V Look out! Here comes Count Fuckula, the sarcastic vampire (Played rather well by Ricky Gervais)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Too bad, I'm not as funny as him.

< Sorta tired.

V Hai.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Oh hai.

< Rolling girl.

v I'm sorry, but that train has already left the station.