the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Hahahahaha!

< No TV and no beer makes Barbas...

v ...something-something.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What a shite night in

< Nothing is Impossibru

V Why are you wearing tights? What do you think this is, the Renaissance?

 

[EilaliE]

^ Woah- Hold on, fashion police.

< We're currently in 2014. Tights are fabulous.

v For both females and males, so you join me too.

 

[Barbas]

^ Do breeches count as tights?

< How many colours is too many colours?

v You there, take my stick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks.

< *admiring the stick*

V Is good, ja?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm more distracted by the rainbow hat.

< Something about nuts.

V Is that your car that's on fire?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not me, I set it on fire

< Back-to-back Shooter action

V

Spoiler: Kawaii is it not?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nonspecific triangle background!

< Defying gravity.

V Is now manually breathing.

 

[Barbas]

^ The best way.

< The only way.

v A true gentleman.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can't you tell?

< Ate his old hat.

V A true gentleman knows how to clean up.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Get working.

< I don't even.

v It is so plush in texture that I desire to perish!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ And perish you will.

< *shoots*

v I think it is clear how benevolent I am.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel your loving embrace.

< ...As it clasps around my neck and begins to shake my head back a forth in a fit of...*cough* Ahem..

V ...Aaaah, we must be cruel to be kind.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Tell me about it.

< I have figured out why everything around me breaks.

v I must have some sort of powers, which I am unable to control properly.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes.

< The power of handling things.

v It is a very specialised field.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Don't make me laugh.

< This is serious business.

v Mind if I pick your brain?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It's in the jar on the left.

< The one on the right is your brain.

v And you wondered why your head felt light.

 

[Barbas]

^ It was because of clowns.

< Or was that clouds?

v Hardly different.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ There is little difference in anything.

< In the long run, the universe is going to die and no one will care.

v So rather than search for the meaning of life, live it.

 

[EilaliE]

^ We've (unfortunately) already seen how that story ends:

< The YOLO-hype. Thank goodness it's over.

v So, now what?