the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ It wasn't on purpose.

< Please forgive me.

v *Cries*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Inexcusable

< Arrr, matey bloke

V Pre-order now for a kick in the teeth

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I would rather get a punch.

< Fight me!

v Ninja'd you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Um...no?

< Stimpaks.

V WOT R U DOIN IN MYE SWAMP?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Prepare to face the Emperor's wrath, Ork thug

< Cake Rising

V The Smell of Canada (Whatever it is)

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Lumberjacks.

< It smells of lumberjacks.

v And you smell like a monkey.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ I am the Monkey you wish your monkey could smell like.

< My preferred weapon of choice? Spice, of the old variety

v The guy's probably an Axeman

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I don't play the guitar anymore.

< It is another hobby that I eventually lost interest in.

v You are another one.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Ouch. That hurt.

< Here I thought what we had was special.

v It's alright, I'm over you now.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I am glad we see each other eye to eye.

< Even if you have no eyes.

v It's alright. I forgive you.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Well I don't forgive you. Fight me, 3:00, by the swings on the playground.

< Well, I guess I have to skip naptime and recess to train.

v You're covering for me.

 

[Drummodino]

^ What? Why? Okay....

< Resents this task.

V Get in the fucking robot.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I would say that is your job, my dear.

< I really need better pilots.

v Or a better recruitment agent.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Or a plucky sidekick.

< I'm a Headsprouter.

V Never forget that.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Didn't you explode?

< Oh wait, that one wore a top hat.

v Once you see one explode, you've seen them all.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, but it doesn't stop being fun.

< A nice person drew this.

V Don't forget that, either.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Must I really use up memory on such trivial matters?

< I already have enough things in my mind.

v Like bullet fragments.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Unless you're Tony Stark, surgery's 2 mil.

< I don't actually know how to do surgery.

v I got my license from this guy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That is a lie!

< I gave him a license to kill, not for surgery.

V Needs some reassurance.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I have plenty.
< But first, let me take a selfie!
V All those 90s kids at that last statement be like... [http://humourisms.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/kurt-cobain-sad-498x500.jpg]