the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I would like that.

< *Blows bubbles*.

v It's nice under the sea.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Beneath the waves we were invincible

< In the silence of the sea

v In a world without frontiers.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Blarg.

V Could use a drink.

 

[Barbas]

^ We have lots of that in the sea.

< Cocktails!

v And beer!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I will have a drink tonight

< Junk food Infinite

V Erectin' your belly

(No, it is not a double entendre)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Eeerectin' a restraining order!

< Ever wish you could just win the lottery or something, live modestly for the rest of your life and not have to worry about anything? Sounds boring but...easy.

V I know not what you iz. What iz you?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I's an Ork boy!

< Soviet United States

V Assassin love suprise

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That be Anthony Padildo right there.

< Bill Cosby.

V

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ Damn it, I've been ninja'd

< You've made a dangerous enemy today, Headsprouter

V The rose was poisonous

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Srsly, tho. Roses are pretty edible, so I've heard.

< I had a bowl fulla rose thorns, today!

V Without any milk...

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I've not received a rose recently.

< Bored.

V Becoming sleepy.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I just woke up.

< Could easily go back to sleep.

v But I want to be here and stalk you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I've *known* of the feelings you have towards me for a long time.

< I am flattered, truly, but I don't see this working out.

v I've dealt with enough yanderes for one lifetime.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Who said we would be together in this life?

< I shall bash your skull, because I love you.

v Then we'll be together for all eternity.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You better have a nice boat.

< I would still prefer if you cut my head off rather than crushing it.

v Makes carrying me that much easier.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Don't worry, dear.

< We could do both.

v After all, we have all the time in the world.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Come to think of it...

< I still have a wife to bring back to life.

v So I fear that I will have to leave you now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *sniff* Don't go.

< CATSAYSMEOW

V Thoroughly thorough.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Atypically Atypical

< Great Comstock above!

V Duck a l'orange is the new black pudding

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Well black pudding is the new duck a l'orange.

< Mmmm...Oranges are good.

v Could you possibly be...a banana?