the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ Biologically, yes.

< I'm not quite sure.

v Perhaps I was supposed to be an apple.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ If by it, you mean that...

< Yes, yes I do.

v Spill everything you know. We have it and we're not afraid to use it.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Opens mouth, spills mashed potato all over Derpy's shoes*.

< *Grins*.

v *Spins*.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Shakes head*.

< *Pours baked beans down Cop's trousers*.

v *Points and hoots*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gets Butler Punched.*

< Listen, there are starving kids in Africa, why don't you throw up your food on them?

v Or you can throw it up on this guy. He's not me, so it's k.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Oh hey head food, my favorite!
< Some joke about feeding your brain or something
v Attack quickly!

 

[Barbas]

^ Did you use the red bat or the blue?

< ...Because if you used the red one...

v ...I shudder to think what could happen.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Indeed.

< Going to sleep soon.

V Coily be praised.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Who are they and why should I praise them?

< A simple Google search will do no good!

v I'm too broke to die!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Hits with spanner*.

< That should help.

v We need more scrap!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have this old toaster

< My fists want blood

V Respect them Injun folk

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The Indians or the Native Americans?

< Damn European slurs for people from other continents!

v It is your job to clear this mess up and end racism today!

 

[Barbas]

^ It shall be done.

< Fire control, initiate plan alpha.

v *Waves*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gets swept out to sea*

< That was a riptide, not a wave, you liar!

v Save me, I can't swim

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What do I stand to gain from this?

< That's right, nothing.

v Have a nice swim.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Too late.

< SirDerpy has already drowned.

v Hey, you. Go get the artificial tears.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm too lazy to even register that

< Indestructible gluttony

V Zero Punctuation themed sex-show

 

[Barbas]

^ Even now my screams are reaching millions throughout the world.

< To those who can hear me, I say: do not despair.

v Pears?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ No

< Not really a big fruit fan

V What should I do next?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

double post, my bad