the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I am a Champion! You will show respect!

< Melted chocolate for all

V Let them eat fast food

 

[Barbas]

^ Wouldn't they prefer a nice slice of pork?

< I know I would. Well, not right now, but maybe later.

v Take it away!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *hoists thread onto truck*

< *drives off*

V If you want your thread back you will have to pay me in a million organ donations.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Or I could just shoot you.

< *shoo- oh wait, this isn't even my thread!

v If this thread is yours, shoot him yourself!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Ok, great, I have this mansion out in the country. It's made of exactly a million donated organs.

^ I would, but I'm too busy being ninja'ed to notice.

< By the by, I seem to have misplaced my gun.

v Give me back my gun, consarnit!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ How about no

< If you're careless enough to lose it, you shouldn't have one

V Hide it so he doesn't get it

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gladly.

< I can hold a more effective ransom with this.

V Pay up, now or the thread gets it!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Is it loaded?

< *looks down the...* Just kidding!

V Guns for fancy people

Spoiler

 

[EilaliE]

^ Fancy, indeed.

< Wants a gun now, but I'm not fancy enough.

v

Spoiler: The thread is in danger?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh, no ya don't.

< Now, the sooner you all pay up the sooner we can go back to being friends...

V ...And then we'll all look back on this as "That one time Headsprouter threatened to murder an inanimate object" and yuk it up like an 80's sitcom...

 

[SirDerpy]

^ ...This isn't an 80s sitcom?

< My life has been a lie...since the 70s.

v Hand me a pitchfork, won't you?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ You keep losing your stuff.

< I hate it when people do that.

v Makes me wanna give them their stuff back.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh no.

< Perspiring.

V You can have your thread back. I'm sowwy.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I'm pretty sure I don't own this thread. *Ahem* I mean, why thank you.

< I declare myself the owner of this thread.

v If there is anyone present that may present just and lawful cause why I cannot accept this thread, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ *ahem*

< I disagree to the passing of the ownership of the thread to any specific individual.

v The thread must belong to the people in whole!

 

[EilaliE]

^ Democracy? Communism?

< Either way, I'm a Goddess.

v Unfortunately, there's nothing you could do or say to change that.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Are you sure, Madoka?

< Don't underestimate me.

v Because the Devil is much more powerful than the Goddess.

 

[EilaliE]

^ The Devil is a dear friend of mine.

< Come to think about it:

v I even made a deal with the Devil not too long ago.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, we did make a deal.

< The deal was that you give me your god powers in exchange for mortality.

v I like one-sided deals.

 

[Barbas]

^ Like a one-sided blade.

< Both sides of a different coin...

v ...A coin I spent years ago...