the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Is now up some child'child's nose.

< Been playing Ratchet&Clank Future Tools of Destruction.

V Is a spy for the Moose Offensive Enforcers.

 

[Barbas]

^ That information may compromise our agents in the-*sneeze*-...'scuse me...in the field.

< *HONK*.

v Numa.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ #AND IIIIIII...

< ...EEIIII...

V ...WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOVE YOU~~~

 

[EilaliE]

^ I'll consider that as a confession.

< I just accidentally hit my head on a wall. My first reaction was: "How did it even get there?"
I must be on drugs.

v Walls are dangerous, so please use the doors.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I make doors out of walls.

< And walls out of doors.

v Extra reinforced doors.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Extra protection from invasions

< Still life on my computer screen

V Are you having a giggle, mate?

 

[Barbas]

^ Only a wee little one.

< Hee.

v Ha.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Har. Har.

< Kidding, I'm incapable of laughter.

v What are emotions?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you'd have to ask Donald Cringe.

< *Listening to the Safety Dance*.

v As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it, everything'll work out right!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ We can dance if we want to

< Shite weather today

V It's half past Season Finale

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well you better go watch it, then.

< I had a dream in which Steam wallet funds was the primary focus. I'm so damn INTERESTING...

V Literally can't even.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can.

< And I am.

v Exploding you to bits.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *PBBBLT*

< #MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY?

V MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLLL? OF COURSE YOU DI-ID.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Me? Mean well?

< HAHAHAHA

v You amuse me. Go on.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ #MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY?

< THAT IT'S ALL FOR THE BESST? OF COURSE IT IS.

V God that is such a whiny-ass chorus.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

< So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!

v Oooooh baby, can't do this to me baby!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When you walk away, you don't hear me say:

< "Pleeeeeeeaaaase, oh baby..."

V "Don't go."

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

^ Simple and clean...

< ... is the way you're making me feel tonight...

V It's hard to let it go.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ You're giving me too many things.

< Lately, you're all I need...

v You smiled at me, and said:

 

[EilaliE]

^ Should I continue? Should I? Oh well, I'll be kind.
"Don't get me wrong, I love you."

< "But does that mean I have to meet your father?"

v You don't have to continue, you really don't.