the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ With telekinesis.

< You pluck them from the skull like fruit from a tree.

v *Hannibal Lecter intensifies*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well, apperen'ly...he's goin' all serial killer on us...

< ...and apperen'ly...

V ...I've never been on live television before.

 

[Malbourne]

^ *canned laugh track*

< Well, we can't all be superstars.

v How 'bout a role in a little-known sitcom called All My Love and Beanie Babies?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Next-generation F.R.I.E.N.D.S.? But, of course

< The Dork Descent

V Oi mate, you having a giggle or what?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Apperen'ly.

< I'm doing it wrong, my use of "apperen'ly" actually makes some sense.

V ...Apperen'ly...

 

[Barbas]

^ Eeyup.

< Storms a-comin'.

v *Sniff*.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Smells like teen spir-*gets shot*

< *dead*

v *Necromancy?*

 

[Barbas]

^ Illegal! :O

< *Phoning up Archmage*...oh wait, he's dead. *Hangs up*.

v Seen any Lelles?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Got some rare things on sale, stranger!

< Surprise Mini-crits

V Meet the cake

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Meeting the cake.

< Fuck me, that's not a cake.

v How could you lie to me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Simple: By not telling you the truth.

< Smart Alec.

V Eeeevil.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ice cold, man

< I'm here to Outlast you all

V Fat outta hell

 

[Barbas]

^ How dare you, I'm positively svelte!

< *Angry face*.

v Soothing music.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Pear Ghint.

< That was spelled correctly.

v Kikkoman.

 

[Barbas]

^ They make good soy sauce.

< Blue Dragon is not proper.

v Doesn't need no edumacation.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pink Floyd isn't it?

< Oh no, it is Rolling Stones

V Another satisfied customer

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd buy that for a dollar.

< Oh wait, I did.

v Carry on!

 

[Malbourne]

^ Take care of your own luggage!

< I'm not nobody's maid.

v Would look good in a maid's outfit.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ For one crazy second I considered drawing that.

< ...Then I remembered my sanity.

V Carlos!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Juan!

< Cómo has estado? He estado muy preocupada por ti, y tu madre también!

v Viva la revolución!