the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ See?

< See?

V See?

 

[Barbas]

^ I see.

< I hear, I feel, I breathe, I live...

v I feel.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ I...LIVE! AGAIN!

< But only until the serum wears off.

v Shall be harvested for more serum.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Surprise, it was actually a shot of rum.

< Poisoned the rum.

v Don't drink the rum, it's poisoned!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Well, what's a little more poison now?

< OHGODITHURTSMISTAKESWEREMADE

v Should probably go get more rum.

 

[Fijiman]

^
< Had to do that and does not feel shame for it.

V Do you have a jar of dirt?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a bag of Twix Mix.

< The best thing. [http://web176.extendcp.co.uk/lansdells.co.uk/images/twix%20mix%20impulse.jpg]

V Howzithangin?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What's up, doc?

< I will eat my dispensers

V It just makes you go "Phwoar, eh?"

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not really.

< Blarg.

V The Captcha is on a vegan diet. This is important information.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Takes envelope*.

< *Drops envelope*.

v Darn.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You have failed me for the last time.

< *Force chokes Barbas*

V Anyone want a free dead guy?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I know a bloke called Dr Stein up the street

< Give dead baby man to the Doctor

V More cake, less dead

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds good. *rolls dice to cut cake*

< *critical fail, cuts hand off*

V Darn.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not big surprise.

< Waiting in line to pay bills.

V Having fun not paying bills at the moment.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Look what the cat dragged in! [http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/246/a/c/img_1811_1__by_headsprouter-d7xtbj3.jpg] Literally. My cat brought home a peacock butterfly. It's too beat up to fly anymore.

V Pretty tho.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Nothing is as pretty as this


< Ponders what this "shame" is

V Where are they taking the hobbit?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...Isengard?

< The cat has been on quite the hunting expedition, today. Brought home a dead rat, too. Thankfully not into the house, though.

V You fink so m8?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ 'ell yeh m8.

< So much work.

v It's more fun to slack off though.

 

[Barbas]

^ To whack off is even more fun.

< It's not as much fun as smacking off, though.

v Flak off!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ The planes are too fast, though

< And I've forgotten my glasses

V Will have to replace them with horseshoe crabs